So before all the fith-graders come at me with their short legs and snot leaking out their noses, I wanna say: .... I dunno fortnite stinks and I hate it's community of children and Youtube Kids farming Douchetubers. I swear to god if I hear somebody say V-bucks, Scar, Skybase, build battle or any other Fortnite related term I swear I'm gonna have a seizure.
Though I DO gotta say that the concept in and of itself is NOT that bad. I like Minecraft. Shooters are fine. So combining them atleast has to be decent, right? Well yeah. But Epic not only struck gold, but they found Midas' fucking hand because they have concocted the perfect recipe to take advantage of those, who you can best take advantage of: children. It's free, colourful, easy to play and it has a lot of mechanics that are difficult to master and that you can brag with on the play ground.The sheer amount of money some of my friends have poured into V-bucks is insane. But I can't fault them for it because they were, well, children and didn't really posess a sense of material posession.
With that ramble out of the way, the reason I don't like Fortnite:
I got 360'd by Mr. Beast and then got teabaged. He then hit the griddy on my corpse. Subsequently I looked at the item shop and saw that Arnold Schwarzenegger was available in the form of the Terminator. I then jokingly said that they should bring maybe, I dunno, Kratos from God of War next into the game. My friends then informed me, that they already have.
I am never touching this shitty game ever again.
Though I DO gotta say that the concept in and of itself is NOT that bad. I like Minecraft. Shooters are fine. So combining them atleast has to be decent, right? Well yeah. But Epic not only struck gold, but they found Midas' fucking hand because they have concocted the perfect recipe to take advantage of those, who you can best take advantage of: children. It's free, colourful, easy to play and it has a lot of mechanics that are difficult to master and that you can brag with on the play ground.The sheer amount of money some of my friends have poured into V-bucks is insane. But I can't fault them for it because they were, well, children and didn't really posess a sense of material posession.
With that ramble out of the way, the reason I don't like Fortnite:
I got 360'd by Mr. Beast and then got teabaged. He then hit the griddy on my corpse. Subsequently I looked at the item shop and saw that Arnold Schwarzenegger was available in the form of the Terminator. I then jokingly said that they should bring maybe, I dunno, Kratos from God of War next into the game. My friends then informed me, that they already have.
I am never touching this shitty game ever again.