100ft Robot Golf is a real time golf game where you get to control impossibly large robots on their quest for par. Never get your ball stuck behind a pesky tree or skyscraper ever again! Just swing your golf club to smash even the tallest buildings out of the way - or into the way of your robot golfing buddies.
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Giant robots, destruction and mini golf what's not to love about 100ft Robot Golf. 100ft Robot Golf is a fun arcade mini golf game with plenty of destruction, fun courses and Saints Row?
67/100
67/100
Bought this for a video, don't know if I will ever play it again.
This is the most obnoxious video game I've ever played.
The idea of giant mechs sounds cool and funny on paper, but it's executed here roughly. The neat gimmick of each character having their own unique way of accurately hitting the ball is completely overshadowed by the rest of this game's annoyances. Here's everything wrong with this game:
- The ball physics are awful. Sometimes the ball will bounce way too far when it hits the ground, and sometimes the ball will be stuck in tiny collisions of the course that require you to hit backwards.
- Traversal is slow as hell. I get that these are giant mechs you're controlling, but you'll occassionally have to walk/hover all the way back to your previous position when your ball ends up going out-of-bounds.
- There's barely any explanation to any of the gameplay, including stuff like special abilities. What exactly is the winning condition here? Is it supposed to be played with actual golf rules, or is it literally just seeing who gets their ball in the hole first?
- The only cool differentation in the courses occurs in the last level of the campaign... which only lasts a minute.
- Cutscene bugs happen occasionally; they're triggered too early. I've had a few moments where an end chapter cutscene was triggered before I even finished the hole, some of which I don't even know whether or not they were intentional. I even had a moment where the cutscene I was watching was skipped halfway through.
- I have no idea what's going on in this campaign. The voice acting in both the commentary and cutscenes feels like a goddamn middle school project, the dialogue is filled with nothing but obnoxious puns and humor, references to movies, anime, and games, and is all repetitive as hell. And the ending? Very anti-climactic.
100ft Robot Golf is all gimmick and no substance. Unless you're a hardcore anime fan, don't even bother with this one.
The idea of giant mechs sounds cool and funny on paper, but it's executed here roughly. The neat gimmick of each character having their own unique way of accurately hitting the ball is completely overshadowed by the rest of this game's annoyances. Here's everything wrong with this game:
- The ball physics are awful. Sometimes the ball will bounce way too far when it hits the ground, and sometimes the ball will be stuck in tiny collisions of the course that require you to hit backwards.
- Traversal is slow as hell. I get that these are giant mechs you're controlling, but you'll occassionally have to walk/hover all the way back to your previous position when your ball ends up going out-of-bounds.
- There's barely any explanation to any of the gameplay, including stuff like special abilities. What exactly is the winning condition here? Is it supposed to be played with actual golf rules, or is it literally just seeing who gets their ball in the hole first?
- The only cool differentation in the courses occurs in the last level of the campaign... which only lasts a minute.
- Cutscene bugs happen occasionally; they're triggered too early. I've had a few moments where an end chapter cutscene was triggered before I even finished the hole, some of which I don't even know whether or not they were intentional. I even had a moment where the cutscene I was watching was skipped halfway through.
- I have no idea what's going on in this campaign. The voice acting in both the commentary and cutscenes feels like a goddamn middle school project, the dialogue is filled with nothing but obnoxious puns and humor, references to movies, anime, and games, and is all repetitive as hell. And the ending? Very anti-climactic.
100ft Robot Golf is all gimmick and no substance. Unless you're a hardcore anime fan, don't even bother with this one.
If you're looking for a competitive golf game with the unique aspect of all players on the course at the same time it's hard to go wrong with 100ft Robot Golf, but you might exhaust what the game has to offer before you've had your fill.
FORE+2/10