Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em

Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em

released on Dec 31, 1982

Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em

released on Dec 31, 1982

Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em is a pornographic video game for the Atari 2600 by Mystique in 1982. Distribution was handled by American Multiple Industries until distribution changed to Game Source. Players control two nude women; the goal is to catch sperm falling from a masturbating man on a rooftop without missing. Its gameplay has been compared to the Atari game Kaboom!. There is also gender-reversed version of the game titled Philly Flasher that features identical gameplay. Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em has received negative reception since its release and is an oft-cited example of pornographic Atari 2600 games. Players control two nude women on the street who must catch semen in their mouths that comes from a masturbating man on a rooftop without missing. This can be accomplished merely by touching the women's bodies on the sperm before it hits the ground. A more difficult setting requires players catch the sperm before it goes past the women's shoulders. If any sperm hits the ground, the first turn is over. Players are allowed to miss four times before the game is over. They can gain a turn every 69 points scored (up to two extra turns). Players move both women using the controller's paddle and the game allows each player to control one woman. The game plays similarly to the Atari game Kaboom!.


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The only thing that impresses me is his output, some people are just built different...wonder how women of the 80s feel about this game?

played the special edition that came with a super luxury leather covered case

straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

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Proto gooning game for the Atari. In this game you play as strong female characters as you lower birth rates by taking it in the mouth. Stunning graphics and in depth gameplay. For my 15 hour gooning sesh I bump some neutral milk hotel and played this game. By the 30 minute mark I already failed. Because I fell asleep. Because the game is boring. This game ruined my 15 hour goon session. Fuck you game.

You can really feel the Majin Tensei II influence

Instructions unclear, beat the cartridge with a hammer and then ate it. Was that not what I was supposed to do? It was pretty yummy, but not as tasty as those Switch cartridges.

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