It’s so hard for me to even want to sit down and write anything about this game. I’m going to end up spending more time writing about it than there was actual content in the game. I actually really enjoy the Wii Entries to the Carnival Games series. 1 and Mini Golf I’ll still pop out to play with family and friends, they’re solid, creative, and casual family fun with a lot of customization options and a richly addicting unlock structure. The 2018 release takes all this and makes it bleh. The character models are disgusting. Why would I want to customize these gross things. The menus for customization are atrocious. And just getting into the games is a pain in the ass. Also, they’ve removed the cute hub world from the original game! Why? Now there’s no more secrets either. The mini games are almost all extremely similar, and mostly crap. You have to unlock the motion controls, which is an extremely odd choice seeing as the entire series exists because of motion controls. The normal button controls are an atrocity. Some of the worst aiming, turning, and shooting mechanics I’ve ever seen. The Wii game had everything spot on in 2008, what’s going on here? This is an atrocious cash garb, and for $20? No way in hell should you pay any money for this game, let alone $20.