I've given worse-made and worse-written things a half-star, but this may be the first game I've played out there I would deem "dangerous".

I would give this 0 stars if I could. Eat your rotting candy, Notch, you piece of shit.

I don't remember much at all from playing this but damn people hate i and i love to jump on hate trains

I thought I'd play this game as a joke and get ironic enjoyment out of it. Then I'm hit with "Ooooh life is so hard you should KILL YOURSELF!"
Fuck you Notch. Genuinely. This was like 10 minutes but I want my time back.

"im so depressed i dont have enough money to be creative and im worried about being forgotten by history!"
-Markus "Notch" Persson (Creator of Minecraft, the #1 Best Selling Video Game of All Time, and owner of a $70M mansion in Beverly Hills)

Shut the fuck

Fuck off.