I thought I'd play this game as a joke and get ironic enjoyment out of it. Then I'm hit with "Ooooh life is so hard you should KILL YOURSELF!"
Fuck you Notch. Genuinely. This was like 10 minutes but I want my time back.
"im so depressed i dont have enough money to be creative and im worried about being forgotten by history!"
-Markus "Notch" Persson (Creator of Minecraft, the #1 Best Selling Video Game of All Time, and owner of a $70M mansion in Beverly Hills)