Not even worth discussing, there's an insert in the case that gives you the wrong code to unlock a bonus trivia minigame and that should pretty much tell you all you need to know about it. However, this would be nothing more than mostly forgettable shovelware if not for those God-forsaken boat races. The hunting is repetitive but not entirely unsatisfying, the driving is sluggish but not the worst, the fishing is padded but not terrible, the pranks are basic as can be but are at least a nice change of pace, the open world is unremarkable but at least feels... put together - whatever, right? At least that all functions on a base level. This honestly would just be meh otherwise, I'm not opposed to the occasional relaxing casualcore game like the one this wants to be. But the races were coded by Satan himself - plagued with brutal A.I., horrendous physics, bad hitboxes, and excruciating course design. Well, that and this thing also runs at like 2 FPS and has to load the map every ten feet you move. And why is the audio quality so bad on half of these voice lines?

People say that video games aren't a real art form. Well clearly, they have not played Duck Dynasty (2014). Duck Dynasty (2014) is single-handedly a crowning achievement of human's ability to make a captivating experience. Games like this are indicative of a masterclass of craftsmanship and the developers here have refined the game to make it as wonderful as possible. I just think that the common public, however, just don't have the ability to comprehend how powerful this game really is, as proven by Steam pulling the title from their store. They just don't understand that this game is a portal to the future, where you are making duck calls and shooting them in the glorious setting of West Monroe, Louisiana. DuckCommander is a way of life, and I am glad that I was able to take part in such a wonderful experience.