This is an insult to one of gaming's most revolutionary and influential franchises. This game is so bad that it completely broke the shit-scale. There's poop, then there's shit, and then finally there's defecation. I don't think there was ever a piece of media that made me so depressed in my life. Even the worst movies I have ever seen, I at least felt like I was actually alive. It's games like this that just sucks the soul out of my body and just makes me regret ever picking up a controller. While playing this, I saw that there were even more objectives to do, so I began hysterically crying and screaming, and didn't stop until I finally had enough and closed the game

You think Konami intentionally made this awful to be like every other shitty online game? That would be soooooo meta.