I'll take "insane otome game premises" for 500

What if all your pets became human and you realized they were actually kind of hot? And also your (human) ex-boyfriend was also a character to make everything exponentially more awkward? Does anybody actually fantasize about this kind of thing at all? Was there really somebody who looked at this game and thought "wow, this is the fantasy I've always wanted to experience"?!?

IDK, this is only getting as high a rating as it is because Dogenzaka Lab is pretty renowned for their crappy otoge and this is marginally less creepy than some of their other games, believe it or not! Also the way that the game tries to tease you with "overarching mysteries" at the end of each route like this is trying to be one of those multi-route mysteries when all the answers are pretty obvious and unsatisfying, it's kind of funny and I'll at least give props to that. But seriously, what the hell man