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Just closing the window one minute in, relaunching it and seeing its skeleton was pretty funny

My buddy had a avegered life span of 10 minutes, poor fella died in a crash while I was checking how much food the game could handle without crashing. Turn outs that's a lot but I imagined more. Wierd game overall.

I don't know why I keep writing this review.

I should go to sleep.

booting the game back up to see him dead was funniest moment of the 2022 10/10

also this is the only daniel mullins game i will ever play

i quited,i quited the game,im sorry lil guy


corny. if mullens wanted me to feel for this thing the least he couldve done is make it look less butt ugly and not have it talk like a bad justin roiland character. seeing its corpse sit there was the most satisfaction i had from this

I feel bad, but I had to go to work.

Me salí inmediatamente después de lo que dijo el BitBuddy, pensando que todo era una metabroma ehhhh 10/10 los mejores 20 segundos de mi vida.

Goofy, funny little 10 minute long experience, that is fun for what it lasts. Good enough.

Overall: 6/10

todos los juegos de este flaco van de prácticamente lo mismo la ptm cuéntate una nueva

the lion assad outlasts yet another foe