Reviews from

in the past


In 2002 came an awful game,
NewKidCo's the folks to blame.
Shitty minigames everywhere you look,
All loosely based off the iconic book.
I would not, could not, play this again.
For it ranks in my book, a 1 out of 10.
I echo the sentiments of Sam I Am,
That I hope that this game be damned.