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My blood and bones comes from the country shaped like a boot, so this games speaks to my soul on a personal level.

First off, this game is not an accurate representation of Italy as a whole: there is not enough pasta in this game compared to Pizza, and also.... nah that's about it.

But Peppino is the best italian rep in gaming: a man that sruggles with debt and finances, and can easily see its career ended in a seconds thanks to clowns that stands above him, so he screams a lot and turns into an Courage the Cowardly Dog character to stand out....... totally relatable ngl.

Pizza Tower is amazing. The idea of a Wario Land spiritual successor with a, incredible artstyle is already a perfect concept, but they you add incredible level design, an atmosphere that combines cartoony hijinks with striaght up horror, and a speed and adrenaline inducing movement that cna compete with the best Sonic titles.
To this you add a sprinkle os spice, with the incredible bosses and especially the amazingly spicy ending, to create one of the best meals in the Indie-games menu.

Incredible surprise from 2023. Recommended to everyone that loves videogames!

…never watched it…
…never played it…

…lore goes crazy tho?

Really fun, love the fast paced gameplay, visuals, and unique levels, but sometimes the game purposefully stops you from speeding through the level design is in such a way where it completely stops your momentum to do something menial, which I think is stupid for a game that is reliant on speed.

Jogo extremamente incrível, tudo nele é muito bem feito
Unica coisa que me impede de dar nota maxima é que tem umas poucas musicas que eu não gostei como UTPC2 (que parece uma musica ruim de fnf) e Golf e Pizzascare são fases que achei bem medianas na minha opnião.

I played this again I raced against my friends and one of them won becasue he used a glitch that I was aware exsisted but didn't know how to pull off. Is that fair? Let me know in the comments and fon't forget to like and subscribe


I raced against my friends and won because I pulled off a glitch that I knew how to do. That is fair. Let me know in the comments below that I am right. You will like and subscribe

Pizza Tower reminds me that I live for the privilege of using a computer for this much fun

Insanely fantastic. Satisfactory physics, amazing music, iconic visual style... Everything that makes a great indie game.

Love the visuals. Love the music. Love the theming. Love everything about it. Hate playing it, because I just don't like platformers in general apparently. I'd rather just watch streamers and YouTubers get P-ranks.

MS paint is truly the pinnacle of humor.

Best platformer I have played yet. Good graphics, fantastic music, cool leveldesign and funny humor. It's just perfect.