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Perhaps I’ve played too many bad kart racing games recently, because I didn’t think this one was as bad as its reputation would lead you to believe.

Would I recommend it? Of course not. However, it looks like a masterpiece in comparison to the likes of Garfield Kart and Race with Ryan.

A definite improvement over the first entry, for two main reasons:

1) You can jump now, allowing you to avoid the spider hazards that plagued the first game.

2) Loot boxes have been replaced by a shop that costs very little to refresh, making unlocking cars fairly easy.

Just good enough to make you want to play an actual Fallout game.

Playing this is like watching a bad action movie. You know it’s not going to be good, it just happens to be what you’re in the mood for.

Loses half a star because it corrupted my save and made me sit through three hours worth of nonsense again.

More of the same at this point. The formula still works but could definitely use some improvements (especially graphical ones) in future entries.

Definitely would’ve been a better experience had I not played it on the Wii.

This game is so cool that it made my younger self dream of becoming a professional motocross rider.

I am now an accountant.

I am the undisputed stumble guys champion of the world. The bots and toddlers that populated my lobbies never stood a chance.

All my homies hate the Trade Federation.