This review was written before the game released

Bold of EA to, after completely gutting Dead Space to turn it into a garbled action mess of predatory bullshit and then completely gutting the studio behind it after jobbing them onto a shitty battlefield spin-off, come back and act like I should give a shit that they are propping up it's corpse because horror is noticeably profitable now

Honestly, go fuck yourself

Reviewed on Jul 23, 2021


16 Comments


2 years ago

it's going to be so bad

2 years ago

massive coping
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1 year ago

Cap

1 year ago

wow guys are mad

1 year ago

Genuinely fascinating seeing these kinds of hot takes and comparing them to what the critics are saying today. Doesn't mean these are still wrong or contemptible; I can actually understand why someone would still be put off because of this. This is just something that doesn't happen too often.

1 year ago

W

1 year ago

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I think it's worthwhile to look back at the work you've done in the past and admit when you've been wrong sometimes.

This is not one of these times, I was 100 percent right lmao

1 year ago

ah yes the mainstream game press famously a group that always gets remakes right and never engages in practices of rewriting the reception of an older game as clunkier and less aesthetically accomplished that it actually was and that the remake is a straight improvement. surely dead space remake getting good reviews means that the point made here about how the original studio was gutted and shuttered and it's work being used to prop up the corpse of a franchise is somehow invalid.

1 year ago

Average Dunc W

1 year ago

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1 year ago

@yultimona yeah most people wont be like this I'm sure

1 year ago

i didnt play it but its the best game ever fuck you kotaku and/or polygon

1 year ago

@FranzMagitek this gonna be hogwarts legacy soon

1 year ago

This didn't age well

1 year ago

W review

8 months ago

(He didn't play it)

8 months ago

yeah no shit I didn't, I wrote this in 2021 you idiot