Analogue_Halo
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I am a professional game reviewer! I work for nineteen different outlets! I get paid a whopping $9 per 1000 word article! my opinions are objective fact! I hate Yuri lowenthal! please refer to emotion sheet: j248-B when reading any and all reviews or else your interpretations will be voided!
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I'M BEGGING YOU to PLEASE don't take any OF the SHIT I say seriously. i AM most likely exaggerating AND/OR lying. no jokes though. video games are NOT funny.
I am a professional game reviewer! I work for nineteen different outlets! I get paid a whopping $9 per 1000 word article! my opinions are objective fact! I hate Yuri lowenthal! please refer to emotion sheet: j248-B when reading any and all reviews or else your interpretations will be voided!
all opinions are my own // she/her // proud mother of 9 darlings that are my life // ravenclaw // 39 // I'm with her // Christian gal who knows how to party βοΈβοΈπππ₯°
I'M BEGGING YOU to PLEASE don't take any OF the SHIT I say seriously. i AM most likely exaggerating AND/OR lying. no jokes though. video games are NOT funny.
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This review contains spoilers
man a fishing sim/horror game? that sounds cool ! oh it's just 5 hours of kinda boring and tedious fishing gameplay with the last 30 seconds of the game being a kinda unsettling cutscene. that was kinda lame
full disclosure i do think my lack of enjoyment for this game comes from the expectations i put on it beforehand, but still this game literally put me to sleep
full disclosure i do think my lack of enjoyment for this game comes from the expectations i put on it beforehand, but still this game literally put me to sleep
i fucking LOVE picross AND miku !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!