ArpanetBandit
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Marvelous, Cool, Kinetic movement, Ever-lasting friendship, Non-conformist, Zany, Ingenious, and Empowered.
Marvelous, Cool, Kinetic movement, Ever-lasting friendship, Non-conformist, Zany, Ingenious, and Empowered.
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GOTY '23
Participated in the 2023 Game of the Year Event
Best Friends
Become mutual friends with at least 3 others
Noticed
Gained 3+ followers
GOTY '22
Participated in the 2022 Game of the Year Event
Liked
Gained 10+ total review likes
2 Years of Service
Being part of the Backloggd community for 2 years
On Schedule
Journaled games once a day for a week straight
GOTY '21
Participated in the 2021 Game of the Year Event
Elite Gamer
Played 500+ games
Gamer
Played 250+ games
N00b
Played 100+ games
Favorite Games
623
Total Games Played
012
Played in 2024
216
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Went on a week-long multi-car pile-up massacre, but paid off the witnesses with endless Lickie Loo Lollypops and Koko Kringle bars.
If we're all just gonna be bitchy with each other I'm game, Corine your essay sucked it was just a Wikipedia article, Mel you have too much product in your hair, Leela you're not as fun as you think you are, Izzy... just no, Rachel fuck it you get a pass but only because you were polite to me. Also, you all snore. Fuckin' tell me to go back to France...
This review contains spoilers
I loved having my best friend and perfect human being George Fayne with me to solve this mystery, but there are just so many missteps in this one, for example:
- Only one suspect
- The coconut-throwing minigame is mandatory
- Blackface
- The pattern minigame is mandatory
- TIMED UNDERWATER SUDOKU
- A lot of driving
- Blackface in 2009
- A lot of sailing against the wind
- A huge book of writing with no markers that you have to constantly refer to for information
- A white man donning skin-darkening makeup and a dreadlocks wig to impersonate a black Jamaican man as a major plot point in 2009.
- Only one suspect
- The coconut-throwing minigame is mandatory
- Blackface
- The pattern minigame is mandatory
- TIMED UNDERWATER SUDOKU
- A lot of driving
- Blackface in 2009
- A lot of sailing against the wind
- A huge book of writing with no markers that you have to constantly refer to for information
- A white man donning skin-darkening makeup and a dreadlocks wig to impersonate a black Jamaican man as a major plot point in 2009.