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I spent 3 hours on this game and didn't even get to date Fish Hitler. this sucks .

There's a moment near the very end of this game that I think really epitomizes Simon's Quest for me. You're going up to Dracula's Castle again.... and it's quiet. Nobody's home, just the eerie ruins of a place you once passed through long ago. There's no real twist to it either, it's just played straight. You walk in, unceremoniously kill Dracula, and that's it. It leaves this sort of hollow feeling, a deep reminiscence of the Castlevania that once was.

Simon's Quest is the most interesting kind of sequel to me, one that seeks to completely invert and upend the status quo of the original game. If the original Castlevania was about a methodical seige to defeat evil and save the day, then Simon's Quest is a showcase of the genuine aftermath shadowing such a task. Even after defeating Dracula, Simon doesn't have much of anything to return to. The world that he supposedly "saved" is completely dead looking, and he's left with a curse that's constantly eating away at his body. It's a premise that lies in stark contrast to the elating feeling that came with beating the first game, almost as if we've been kicked down and mocked despite our greatest efforts and supposed victories.

Simon's Quest is a game I'd consider to be genuinely brilliant and forward thinking, but not everyone seems to agree with me. Perhaps there couldn't be more fitting fate for it. A game reviled and dismissed by most, just as its hero is left with nothing but bitterness and decay.

The most I felt playing this was when I yawned and clicked my jaw

first shmup i just beat rn, the genre is very intimidating (rightfully so) and most of the time i dont see the appeal. lately ive been interested in some due to presentation and this hit a sweet spot, i highly recommend it just a neat game all around

fun little timewaster, definitely enjoyable for a bit

Fun WarioWare type game that keeps you locked in for short sprints.

elegant. a beautiful story of friendship that simultaneously manages to be one of the smartest and funniest games i've ever played. my least favourite danganronpa so far, but that's not saying much considering how much i love the first 2.

finally… a metroid game with good bosses