This game is just so ridiculous and so funny to look at. The dogs don’t really have any interesting interactions with toys and furniture, which is a big drawback for a virtual pet game, but watching these physics-driven freaks of nature teeter around and trip over each other is an absolutely transcendent experience.

every Nier fan should play this once, just to appreciate what a cosmic miracle it is that Automata was good.

This game deserves 0.5 stars, but I gave it an extra because I love the wack-ass story too much.

This game is so far up its own ass that I’m ashamed to say I adore it. No one, for better or for worse, does it like Kojima.