Proof that I can still like a game even if I am absolute poopa stinka at playing it.

Tried Normal a bunch and lost so I beat it on easy to feel better about myself. Will continually return to this one when the opportunity arises to try and beat Normal.

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I'm going to throw the bucket down the stairs.

Fun Drinking Game if you want to Die: Take a shot every time Phoenix slams his desk.

2021

I learned a lot about Australia from this game, like how cassowaries are vicious, blood-thirsty demons who would not hesitate to hunt humans for sport given the chance, among other things.

Hell is taking your turn while three people all swing their wiimotes around like animals in order to trigger the 3 second long taunt audio clip of toad talking about how cool he is.

If HAL were real they would've lived up to the title and made it so Kirby is the only living entity in the game.

2017

Bird flaps it's wings, good chemical enters my brain.

This is the only Mario Party game which I believe would truly benefit from more random bullshit.

2020

Not a single star given for the graphics this game is so ugly it's actually impressive.
Game Freak got really lucky the rest of the game is as good as it is.

It didn't take three or more, and it didn't take one or less, so this title can retain it's accuracy.

Job Job is incredibly funny and Poll Mine is a type of game I really want to see more of in the future.

The murder game is fun, if a little dense, and often times you can get answers right but not for the right reasons.

The wheel game is slow and drawn out but not atrocious, and Drawful Animate is eclipsed completely by Gartic Phone and feels pointless by comparison.

One of the most beautiful environment simulators I've ever seen, with luscious locations and creatures that all interact with each other.

It's a real shame you actually have to PLAY it though.

I tried, I really did, but the butter-stuck-in-the-buttons controls mixed with random generation that makes creatures act like Garry's Mod rag-dolls and the punishing difficulty filled to the brim with trial-and-error made this more stressful than fun, not even stressful in a fun way either.