CatTheCutest
2017
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
Well at first it was easy, and then that like ninja thing where they say "try to dodge this and you'll get some more things", like there's ninja stars and it's so hard, and the ninja stars stick to the building, and it's hard to build it, cuz you can't like extend, like make it bigger, like your attachment. So you can pick it up so easily. 2 stars for the easy bit and 1 and a half for the ninja bit. And I haven't gotten past it!
Well at first it was easy, and then that like ninja thing where they say "try to dodge this and you'll get some more things", like there's ninja stars and it's so hard, and the ninja stars stick to the building, and it's hard to build it, cuz you can't like extend, like make it bigger, like your attachment. So you can pick it up so easily. 2 stars for the easy bit and 1 and a half for the ninja bit. And I haven't gotten past it!
2009
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
The music! It's so good! BOOOOMBS! Cherry Bombs! They will explode ANYTHING in their way. But it only goes about what's in front of them like one square. An enemy that I really don't like is those pogo ones and bucketheads. Cuz with the pogo one they can jump one plant over, and it's SO annoying. And with that buckethead, you need to hit it so much to hit the bucket off, and then you need to hit it a couple more times to kill it. Annoyed.
The music! It's so good! BOOOOMBS! Cherry Bombs! They will explode ANYTHING in their way. But it only goes about what's in front of them like one square. An enemy that I really don't like is those pogo ones and bucketheads. Cuz with the pogo one they can jump one plant over, and it's SO annoying. And with that buckethead, you need to hit it so much to hit the bucket off, and then you need to hit it a couple more times to kill it. Annoyed.
2022
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I've gotten an A on Martians Killbots, that's my favorite. I've done nothing with my turds.
I've gotten an A on Martians Killbots, that's my favorite. I've done nothing with my turds.
2017
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
It's hard. One million exclamation points! I liked how there was alive veggies. Let me type.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's hard. One million exclamation points! I liked how there was alive veggies. Let me type.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
[Dad: What score are you thinking]
[CatTheCutest: A five!]
[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]
[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]
Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.
[Dad: What score are you thinking]
[CatTheCutest: A five!]
[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]
[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]
Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.
2023
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I liked it, but later on it was stressing me out!
So you're just a possum trying to steal pizza, and it's very hard because dogs try to catch you, and it's a two player game and you try to collect a LOT of food and unlock ALL the gates. And the reason you need to get a lot of food is because cuz you can get a key and open the gates! And once you unlock the kitchen area, there's a LOT of dogs there and that's when it gets super hard! And after that I think it goes two more times or one more times?
And then there's a lot of dogs at the end protecting the pizza, and you're trying to get it! And since it's a two player game, there's a possum with a red hat, that's the first character, and there's a raccoon with a blue hat, that's the second character.
My favorite thing was the teensy little French dogs
I liked it, but later on it was stressing me out!
So you're just a possum trying to steal pizza, and it's very hard because dogs try to catch you, and it's a two player game and you try to collect a LOT of food and unlock ALL the gates. And the reason you need to get a lot of food is because cuz you can get a key and open the gates! And once you unlock the kitchen area, there's a LOT of dogs there and that's when it gets super hard! And after that I think it goes two more times or one more times?
And then there's a lot of dogs at the end protecting the pizza, and you're trying to get it! And since it's a two player game, there's a possum with a red hat, that's the first character, and there's a raccoon with a blue hat, that's the second character.
My favorite thing was the teensy little French dogs
1996
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
It's very deathly. But I don't like it! Because I just want everyone to drive on the road carefully. Listen to the lights! And obey the rules!
That's what I want this game to be.
Cuz I just thought it was driving on the road, being calm. I don't like it! I love driving on the ROAD.
It's very deathly. But I don't like it! Because I just want everyone to drive on the road carefully. Listen to the lights! And obey the rules!
That's what I want this game to be.
Cuz I just thought it was driving on the road, being calm. I don't like it! I love driving on the ROAD.
(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
One THOUSAND stars. It's very good. It's very actiony. It's kinda hard. The Mr. Pigeon fight was so hard, I couldn't even capture the akuma! (giggles)
(argues with brother over whether Master Fu should have a TV or not)
Miraculous is my favorite TV show.
One THOUSAND stars. It's very good. It's very actiony. It's kinda hard. The Mr. Pigeon fight was so hard, I couldn't even capture the akuma! (giggles)
(argues with brother over whether Master Fu should have a TV or not)
Miraculous is my favorite TV show.
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.
[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]
I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.
[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]
2017
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I like to call it "Mince Raft" now
Now goodbye forever mwahahahaha
I like to call it "Mince Raft" now
Now goodbye forever mwahahahaha
2005
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
You're a cute little robot! You got to pick up your plug and plug IN. And it's so cute and adorable nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhh. And a cute girl who dresses like a frog and she just says "ribbit" like how I like to be a CAT, and I just say "meow meow meow meow". That's all.
You're a cute little robot! You got to pick up your plug and plug IN. And it's so cute and adorable nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhh. And a cute girl who dresses like a frog and she just says "ribbit" like how I like to be a CAT, and I just say "meow meow meow meow". That's all.
2022
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
In Little Gator Game you get to fight cardboard monsters and you get a junk and also you get bracelets, and junk is money. The crocodile and big sister are my favorites. (Daddy you typed "bigt" and it was funny) The guy gave me a bracelet and he disappeared without no reason and it was so weird.
In Little Gator Game you get to fight cardboard monsters and you get a junk and also you get bracelets, and junk is money. The crocodile and big sister are my favorites. (Daddy you typed "bigt" and it was funny) The guy gave me a bracelet and he disappeared without no reason and it was so weird.
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
Hmm. In my game, it was like, there was some cities and towns. I named my cities Kittyland, Kitty Village, and Kitty London. My most favorite thing that's kitties was the lions and bears, and they just left! I have no idea why they left. Meow.
Hmm. In my game, it was like, there was some cities and towns. I named my cities Kittyland, Kitty Village, and Kitty London. My most favorite thing that's kitties was the lions and bears, and they just left! I have no idea why they left. Meow.
2022
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
There's new Pokemon and you get to ride Miraidon. When I was defeating Klawf the big giant titan, like, when my dad had the same cutscene when the Klawf broke into a giant wall and made some rocks pile down, and also it kind of like killed our guy? That was funny. My favorite part is ZOOMING on Miraidon! Done.
There's new Pokemon and you get to ride Miraidon. When I was defeating Klawf the big giant titan, like, when my dad had the same cutscene when the Klawf broke into a giant wall and made some rocks pile down, and also it kind of like killed our guy? That was funny. My favorite part is ZOOMING on Miraidon! Done.
(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
It is a fighting turtles game. I played Donatello. Mostly. Which is the purple headband, and I meant eyebanded. It's got holes and they put it over their eyes. It has holes for- so they can see... through. I liked the pig boss because he's so CHUBBY. He wasn't cute!! HE'S THE UGLIEST PIG I'VE EVER SEEEEENNNNN
It is a fighting turtles game. I played Donatello. Mostly. Which is the purple headband, and I meant eyebanded. It's got holes and they put it over their eyes. It has holes for- so they can see... through. I liked the pig boss because he's so CHUBBY. He wasn't cute!! HE'S THE UGLIEST PIG I'VE EVER SEEEEENNNNN