(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to throw a friend heart at enemies! To make friends! But the limit you can- but- but you can only have three hearts, because you can only have three friends.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You gotta pick up items and TALK. And you get to go in people's houses and steeeeaaaallll stuuufffff? (mad cackling noises)

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

It's where you get to catch Pokemon, and how you catch them is you just have to run into them or you can surprise them by going in front of them and they can just run up to you and you can go into a BATTLE.

My favorite thing is to cook food for Pokemon! But I cooked other things too, like... BEEEAAAAANNNNSSS. SSSSAAAUUUSSAAAAGEE.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

It's where you DRUM. And that is the end! HA HA HA

The fun part was NOTHING, you just get to drum. (Bizarre guttural sounds)

...why did you write that part Daddy.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to put on costuuumes. And beat bad guys! And THAT'S! THE! END!

This is my shortest review.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

It's where you can rain on people and you can make them run away! On the first level it's a wedding one and you get to rain on the bride to make her run away and also the people too. To make THEM all run away. There is an adventure one, and it's where you get to explore and at the end you have to beat a bad guy! And he's called Dr. Drypoop! And thaaaaat's done.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

It's where you SNIP people, and if you snip the WHOLE person, they disappear and just reset, and it's funny that you can just SNIP people because I love SNIPPING PEOPLE until they're aaaallllll gone! Uh-huh! That is my favorite part.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to catch a lot of Bugsnax. They're half Bug and half Snax. You get to feed people Bugsnax and that's it!

No that's not it. There's new places that you get to explore and catch Bugsnax, that's it.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to catch LOTS of Pokemon, you get to sleep, and the Pokemon get to sleep when YOU sleep. There's Alpha Pokemon which have- which are Pokemon that have RED EYES and that are big.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You just get to jump! And there's 2-player. And also you get to change costumes.

No, that's all you get to do in Jump Rope Challenge.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to get berries every time you do a level, and you also get stones when you do a level, and also you unlock new Pokemon when you cook! It's sometimes one or two.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to Mine and Craft! And also you get to meet Villagers in a town! And sometimes they trade, and also there's lots of Mobs, you get to fight them. You can get Wolves and you can tame them with bones, and if they get hurt, you can feed them with ROTTEN FLESH.

LONK!

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

I've beat this game 5, no, 10 times! A racoon controls a hole, and also the hole sucks things up and it can spit them like throwing. And also every time it sucks things up it gets bigger. Even HOUSES it gets bigger.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to be a cat and you get to fight other cats! And also you get to play with the cats, you pick the cats when you want to play with other people, and there's also a MEOW BUTTON that I love and my brother loves.

(5-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

You get to be a Kirby and play with other people. You get abilities, you get apples as your money, and you get to buy stuff with the apples. Every time you get apples, the tree starts to grow, and also there's bosses!