Has the vibe of a fake game used as a one off joke in a Nickelodeon sitcom except it was real software intended to show off the capabilities of a new handheld

If you have the one girl from this anywhere in your steam profile all your games should cost three times as much

Behold! The thing that singlehandedly ended the golden age of gaming, apparently. Don't look into things like executives that want literally infinite money or bigger studios causing lack of cohesion between overworked Devs or things getting more expensive in general. Some guy paying 2.50 for horse cosmetics in 2006 led to every practise you don't like in gaming ever because that's how trends work

Nintendo predicted looksmaxxing holy shit

Guys please make a fighting game or something you can't just drop such a cool premise and character designs on a shitty gacha game guys please.

Claims to be made in Ohio yet Tim Misney makes 0 appearances. I need a game where I can make them pay, dammit!

Season looks promising so far. No NPC's on the map minus the ones you spawn in yourself makes a welcome change, and the new Greek Myth inspired areas look nice as well.

Although I gotta say Aphrodite and Medusa were done dirty. Compare the concept art to the actual in-game skins, it sucks. Really hope they become alternate styles in bonus rewards or something (he says as if he'll ever change from Goku to those skins anyway)

Backloggd challenge: have your Fortnite review be a review or observation about the gameplay and not 'that moment when I get shot by Insert popular character here as Insert another popular character here and then they Insert meme dance here

Now this is the 90s I love (I was born in 2002)

I swear your social link will tell you about how they lost everyone they've ever loved in a house fire or something and the protag will just think 'damn they went through a lot. I feel like we're growing closer'

I would never be an idle clicker fan

clueless

Gotta say, it is a bit clunky in some areas, such as some traversal abilities being mapped to the same shard as an attack making it so you have to unequip and reequip stuff at times, and doesn't have the most polish, and the main character looks really stupid, but it is a pretty good fan callback to the Igarashi style Castlevania games.

...wait, Igarashi himself was working on this? The Symphony of the Night, Portrait of Ruin, Aria of Sorrow Igarashi? The same guy?

Huh.

I wonder how James Gunn and the guys working on the new DC cinematic universe feel knowing that probably nothing in it will have half the charm and fun this game did.

Whoever made Mushroom Peaks probably deserves to get their programming ability and/or fingers forcibly removed but aside from that it's probably the best racing game ever made.

Haven't played and people say it's the worst Alex Kidd (for whatever that's worth, imagine Sega never made a new mascot and this doofus went toe to toe with Mario) but I just gotta ask why the Ninja has their feet out? Like that had to have been harder to draw than drawing two black ovals for shoes and calling it a day. Why are there the same impact effects around Alex's fist on one of the feet? Did Sega ask the artist for this? Did they just not say anything about the finished artwork when they got it? What do barefoot ninjas have to do with a so-called 'High-Tech World' anyway? Now that I've written all this I kinda wanna play this for the sole (get it?) purpose of figuring out what the fuck is going on with this box art.