no matter how long its been, overwatch has been the perfect example for how to NOT handle a game. when OW1 came out, it wasnt just a fun game, it was a worldwide cultural phenomenon. people couldnt stop playing it, talking about it, and jacking off to it. but over time, its been deteriorating to the point where it barely resembles the game it once was, and now theyve just added a new coat of paint to the game and slapped a 2 sticker on the cover. its honestly crazy how little this game feels like a new game, despite not being the overwatch 1 we played endlessly back in 2016. but hey, its not JUST the same multiplayer you've already been playing but with two less players, the biggest selling point about OW2 is that theres going to be a campaign! PvE!!! THIS was the reason to spend another crispy $60! wait its free to play? and its not launching with the PvE stuff? and now, about 12~ hours before i wrote this review, the devs announced that it would be too hard to make the PvE mode and have scrapped it entirely? what a fucking joke. the only reason overwatch 2 exists now is to just generate new gay characters to announce every time an actiblizz exec gets caught with klan robes in his closet.

Reviewed on May 17, 2023


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