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Ermmm what the scallop
Generally:
5: Perfect
4.5: Nearly perfect but missing that special something
4: Great
3.5: Your average good game
3: Flawed but there’s something there
2.5: Meh, worth it if you care about the franchise or whatever
<2: Various levels of bad
Ermmm what the scallop
Generally:
5: Perfect
4.5: Nearly perfect but missing that special something
4: Great
3.5: Your average good game
3: Flawed but there’s something there
2.5: Meh, worth it if you care about the franchise or whatever
<2: Various levels of bad
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Not for me. If you like DMC or something maybe but its not my thing and its so linear it might as well be an on-rails shooter
“They’re giving me a lot of ammo, seems like it won’t be an issue”
Ammo then became an issue
Ammo then became an issue
Team Ninja always releases bangers, even though this is definitely my least favorite.
Pros:
- An actually really interesting well rounded cast of a metric shit load of characters
- A Ubisoft checklist style of open world that is actually not that boring
- Story that gets good for the middle and end at least
- Satisfying combat that feels good to learn
- Ryoma
Cons:
- Super watered down skill trees compared to Nioh and Wo Long, feels like very little character power growth
- Zero enemy variety makes an already long game feel like an eternity toward the end
- Too long (exacerbated by the previous two cons) if they condensed the game into the first two chapters it would have been better
- Some crazy difficult bosses
SPOILER BELOW
The biggest con is your blade twin easily. Feels like an edgelord kid’s oc being like “oh and my guy has a mechanical arm and can use all the weapons together and can win every fight.” A completely irredeemable hypocritical piece of shit character. Killing them was the easiest choice ever made in a game. Fuck em.
Pros:
- An actually really interesting well rounded cast of a metric shit load of characters
- A Ubisoft checklist style of open world that is actually not that boring
- Story that gets good for the middle and end at least
- Satisfying combat that feels good to learn
- Ryoma
Cons:
- Super watered down skill trees compared to Nioh and Wo Long, feels like very little character power growth
- Zero enemy variety makes an already long game feel like an eternity toward the end
- Too long (exacerbated by the previous two cons) if they condensed the game into the first two chapters it would have been better
- Some crazy difficult bosses
SPOILER BELOW
The biggest con is your blade twin easily. Feels like an edgelord kid’s oc being like “oh and my guy has a mechanical arm and can use all the weapons together and can win every fight.” A completely irredeemable hypocritical piece of shit character. Killing them was the easiest choice ever made in a game. Fuck em.