Crotchinator
2020
CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2011
Loud wet farting noise
Fixes so much and overall more balanced, but I still like the first one more
Would have loved multiplayer with it but hey, the campaign is amazing
2020
This review contains spoilers
Game can be fun but the story, character interactions, and the characters themselves all FUCKING SUCK. It's early access so I won't hate on glitches but god damn do the characters reek doodoo! Lae'zel is one dimension and lame, Shadowheart is fucking boring and again one dimensional, Gael is like someone wrote their own op ass DnD character into the game at level 1 with the excuse being they lost their power. Astarion is funny as fuck, but is also just one dimensional. If you wanna be good then don't have him in your party because he will not like anything you do. Will is the only party member that I even remotely like. He is at least a nice guy with an okay backstory. Game is also terribly optimized for storage.
Banger
Love it
Simply gets 2 starts for zombies being okay
:(
Fun game but needs to die
2016
Story isn't bad it's just the gameplay ruins it so much
Greatest shooter known to man
I feel like this game makes no fucking sense some time. Combat is fun but if you aren't playing as Evan then you have like no abilities. I wanted to play as the fucking isekaied president but nope! Although it seems like he is set up to be the main character he is not even close! Game requires way too much grinding later on and it is just not fun because of that. I ended up dropping it just because the story and puzzles got too fucking stupid for me to continue
2017
Worst Pokémon game ever created. I do not understand how all they did was go off of a game they already made that was amazing and fuck it up so badly.
2020
NOT JUST SHARK GAME, IT'S MORE THAN THAT