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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Apr 10

Sonic and the Black Knight
Sonic and the Black Knight

Apr 07

Sonic 3D Blast: Director's Cut
Sonic 3D Blast: Director's Cut

Apr 06

Deadstorm Pirates
Deadstorm Pirates

Apr 05

Sonic Mania
Sonic Mania

Apr 04

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{REVIEW OF THE SD VERSION}

There are two very different ways for me to look at this.

I can either say it's an interesting alternate telling of my favorite entry in my favorite series of movies ever with some very unique ideas, changes to how certain setpieces play out and a fun way to intergrate POTC into an action game with Jack Sparrow's shenanigans via QTE's and a decently good soundtrack of which some of the tracks went on to be used in the much better Pirates game that came afterwards.

Or as a bland, dull, run of the mill licensed kids game with simple and repetitive combat, subpar visuals, reused assets that are more noticeable than my lack of a life and hit or miss voice acting that is on par with something like the Shark Tale game on the same console in terms of quality.

And frankly I don't know which one to pick, but fuck it. I like Pirates of the Caribbean and they gave me Pirates of the Caribbean for a coupla hours so I see it as a win in my book.

Such a great game though even besides the story, but with it it's absolutely excellent.

I was forced to go to a Chuck E Cheese and this was the only thing resembling a real video game there. It's pretty good for a light gun game but you can definitely tell it's built for 2 players first and one second. Still had a lot of fun with it though.