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Saints Row IV
2013
i can be a hot dog nigga this game is awesome
Drakengard
2003
Take the "Drakengard Review" challenge! Do NOT start your 5 star review with "this is the worst game I've ever played"!
This review was written before the game released
a toofpick changes everything
If you take showers this is by far the best Smash game.
"that is a quote from Martin Luther King."
Iām already a human, dumbass
Coffee Talk
2020
" What if I made a fantasy world where all fantasy races lived in peace "
Me: ššš
" And then you had a comfy coffee shop with a diverse cast of costumers "
Me: ššš
" But the world was filled with prejudice and xenophobia "
Me: ššš
" And they used memes to describe structural racism "
Me: ššš
" And orcs are like... black people! "
Me: ššš
Me: ššš
" And then you had a comfy coffee shop with a diverse cast of costumers "
Me: ššš
" But the world was filled with prejudice and xenophobia "
Me: ššš
" And they used memes to describe structural racism "
Me: ššš
" And orcs are like... black people! "
Me: ššš
Punch-Out!!
2009
Let me tell you somethin'.
New York is the greatest fuckin'
city in the world.
My city.
I was a kid in these streets,
I started in the fuckin' gutter,
and I made it to the top.
This life ends one of two ways,
dead or in a boxing match against a racial stereotype.
I did both.
New York is the greatest fuckin'
city in the world.
My city.
I was a kid in these streets,
I started in the fuckin' gutter,
and I made it to the top.
This life ends one of two ways,
dead or in a boxing match against a racial stereotype.
I did both.
SWAT 4
2005
[While tasing unarmed 65 year old woman in handcuffs] Uhh dispatch, this is entry team. Suspect is being belligerent. Deploying beanbag rounds.
Saints Row 2
2008
da first time i heard young jeezy