I thought I liked Spatoon, I really did. I skipped the first game but the Second game fucking ROCKED. I would grind it solo or with random friends on twitter and had just a ball. I loved everything about the combat and movement and STYLE. So when this was dropping, Day one purchase and holy shit is this game not for me. When I say I put in 4 hours that's being generous. I mean it's literally Splat 2 but yikes this is waking up to a one night stand and just seeing a different person. Like it looks fucking terrible. Barely runs even docked. Everyone is cracked out to the point of being unenjoyable but even when you have a good game, a kill or even a win doesn't feel good. This game is honestly as optimized as a Switch game can be and still is the wake up call Nintendo needs to update this fucking console.

Reviewed on Mar 10, 2023


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