Favourites
notes have a little description, an eminem song to listen to if you like the game or if you wanna feel what the games all about, and my favourite things about the game.
43 Games
i'd give my life... not for honour but for you...
a quote that really makes you think and really applies to my life which i would give not for honour but for you.
EMINEM SONG: Guts over fear
AWESOMEST THINGS:
-Survival elements ... MORE GAMES LET ME PERFORM SURGERY ON MYSELF PLS!
-Boss fight(s)
-Feeding grenades to crocodiles and feeding rotten crocodile meat to guards
-Spinning snake's character model around and watching him vomit
a quote that really makes you think and really applies to my life which i would give not for honour but for you.
EMINEM SONG: Guts over fear
AWESOMEST THINGS:
-Survival elements ... MORE GAMES LET ME PERFORM SURGERY ON MYSELF PLS!
-Boss fight(s)
-Feeding grenades to crocodiles and feeding rotten crocodile meat to guards
-Spinning snake's character model around and watching him vomit
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La Li Lu Le Lo. LA LI LU LE LO
EMINEM SONG: Mosh
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human."
-Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the White House.
-A dud
EMINEM SONG: Mosh
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human."
-Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the White House.
-A dud
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i like to say i know the back of my hand like hitman blood money. I've been hitmanning longer than i've been able to speak (false story) and this game's atmosphere and levels still hold up to this day.
EMINEM SONG: Drug Ballad
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Fiber wire animation
- Crows
- aaaaaaaaaaveee mariiiaaa
- Jesper Kyd's music
- Have i mentioned the atmosphere?
EMINEM SONG: Drug Ballad
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Fiber wire animation
- Crows
- aaaaaaaaaaveee mariiiaaa
- Jesper Kyd's music
- Have i mentioned the atmosphere?
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Crazy and super fun. Also got waaay more into the story than I expected. I did have one flaw with the game, one single boss fight that really annoyed me. But that's in the past now because all i remember is the insane hype ass moments. This games really good at making hype moments.
EMINEM SONG: Kamikaze
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Rocket riding
- Electric bat guitar
- Vergil
- Credits
- This party's getting crazy!
- Twin snakes ass cutscenes
- Devils never cry.
EMINEM SONG: Kamikaze
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Rocket riding
- Electric bat guitar
- Vergil
- Credits
- This party's getting crazy!
- Twin snakes ass cutscenes
- Devils never cry.
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This game's mission design is so unforgivably crappy but I don't care because almost everything else is perfect. It is an actual world. Fully interactable. Interacting with NPCs, or their stuff, or animals, or objects, whatever. It's so cool. You get so much stuff to play with and you can set up some high IQ plays. I was getting chased by cops into an alley so i put some dynamite on a wall and hid, when they came in i shot it and blew them all up. Cant do that shit in the story missions though its all super scripted and if you deviate its game over. Honestly dont mind that much because theres so much to do outside the main quests. Did i mention the actual story of the story is good? not the missions of course but the "narrative" was enjoyable
EMINEM SONG: Buffalo Bill
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Hunting
- may I stand unshaken
- side quests
- Arthur
- building a house
- fishing
- American Venom (gr eddie lets go get popeyes)
- nature
- brutal torture
- fight clubs online
- horse
- graphix
EMINEM SONG: Buffalo Bill
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Hunting
- may I stand unshaken
- side quests
- Arthur
- building a house
- fishing
- American Venom (gr eddie lets go get popeyes)
- nature
- brutal torture
- fight clubs online
- horse
- graphix
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Nothing gets my adrenaline going like this. It starts slowly but it ramps up real hard by the end, and the master levels and horde mode? crazy. but ANCIENT GODS 1???? HOOLY GuacaFUCKING MOLEY!!!!! If i'm ever old and senile and I need to make my heart beat faster because I get slow heart beat syndrome i'll just fight those double marauders again. Everything is tuned perfectly
EMINEM SONG: Discombobulated
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- supershotgun
-meathook
-marauders
-cyberdemons
-doomguy
-platforming (this can sometimes be fun when its not in the genre name)
-MUSIC
EMINEM SONG: Discombobulated
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- supershotgun
-meathook
-marauders
-cyberdemons
-doomguy
-platforming (this can sometimes be fun when its not in the genre name)
-MUSIC
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Solid from start to finish and made me happy that I tried a genre that I don't usually enjoy. One of the few games that really made me feel for the story after the credits rolling. All of those good story games can be found in the list I bet you can guess which ones
EMINEM SONG: Mockingbird
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- the gauntlet
- this is going to hurt
- Kenny boat bro
- Clementine :)
- Duck Grayson
- Swing
- train(ing day)
EMINEM SONG: Mockingbird
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- the gauntlet
- this is going to hurt
- Kenny boat bro
- Clementine :)
- Duck Grayson
- Swing
- train(ing day)
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EMINEM SONG: My Darling
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Probably the most quotable game of all time. Not just the political truth bombz that you can recite to your college buddies who are in english or political science or whatever to sound smart but also funny stuff. Stuff that isn't funny but is funny because jc denton says it. I cant speak for command but im gonna clean the place out. heh heh. Bitch. My vision is augmented. The immersive sim design is one of my favourite approaches to RPGs and i wish it remained this open for the new games of the genre. New deus ex doesnt even have skill trees so you cant even waste all your points into swimming and polish literature comprehension.
EMINEM SONG: Rock Bottom
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- that makes me one ugly son of a bitch
- Orange
-lemon lime
- Laputan machine
- the ending thats still being debated every day on the internet with no signs of stopping (TONG ENDING GOAT 4EVER. HELIOS IS OK TOO)
- the augmentations
- flatlander woman
- oh the music man. its awesome
- Hong Kong level top 5 levels of all time
EMINEM SONG: Rock Bottom
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- that makes me one ugly son of a bitch
- Orange
-lemon lime
- Laputan machine
- the ending thats still being debated every day on the internet with no signs of stopping (TONG ENDING GOAT 4EVER. HELIOS IS OK TOO)
- the augmentations
- flatlander woman
- oh the music man. its awesome
- Hong Kong level top 5 levels of all time
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consistently blown away by this game. How they managed to stuff so much into it, and the fact that most of it will never be seen by the players makes me really happy. It is the Jay-Z's "Renegade" of videogames because I can't go 5 seconds without saying "how the hell did they pull this off?" Like for instance if you use the word "law" too many times, it leads you down a path and one thing leads to the next BOOM you remember you had polio as a kid. You legit never know what will happen.
EMINEM SONG: Renegade
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- the smallest church in saint saens
- Fuck does cuno care?
- kim
- the unique world
- the voices in your head
- encyclopedia run... i dont know what a telephone is but i can tell you the entire history of this city dating back 158 years
- cleaning corpse boots
EMINEM SONG: Renegade
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- the smallest church in saint saens
- Fuck does cuno care?
- kim
- the unique world
- the voices in your head
- encyclopedia run... i dont know what a telephone is but i can tell you the entire history of this city dating back 158 years
- cleaning corpse boots
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Best stealth game. It's so good, all the gadgets are useful and the animations have the perfect amount of weight where you feel in control but not like they are overriding your inputs like in red dead. Although the levels are quite linear i always felt i had many ways to approach a situation.
EMINEM SONG: Killer
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Sam Fishers goggles and voice
- some kind of dried meat?
- seventies
- using emp to turn off treadmill while a guy is running on it. lol.
- rappelling
- interrogating
EMINEM SONG: Killer
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Sam Fishers goggles and voice
- some kind of dried meat?
- seventies
- using emp to turn off treadmill while a guy is running on it. lol.
- rappelling
- interrogating
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Just like walking dead s2 in the way that, even at 50% power it's still one of the goat games it's just that good. Such a thorough vision and so much went into making the gameplay tighter than my toothpaste tube in a vice but they forgot they had to make outposts that were well designed and not piss ez to sneak around.
EMINEM SONG: Bagpipes From Baghdad
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- THE SINS NEVER DIE
- I'm already a demon
- Playing poop sounds from your walkman so you can hide in an outhouse more effectively
- Getting forced to shower
- The buddy system
- In fact the whole motherbase system works so fluidly and so seamlessly it feels like you have resources when you're out in the field. Like im out of ammo im requesting a supply drop of ammo that was made by guys that I recruited personally during gameplay and assigned to the ammo creation club. So cool
- on that note also how enemies adapt to your playstyle. like if you go at night all the time and headshot they'll get helmets and flashlights. Also also you can send your guys on special missions to destroy flashlight and helmet facilities so they wont have them anymore
-this games so cool
-d dog
-quiet is a pretty chill friend :) thats all im gonna say on the matter
- killing children
EMINEM SONG: Bagpipes From Baghdad
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- THE SINS NEVER DIE
- I'm already a demon
- Playing poop sounds from your walkman so you can hide in an outhouse more effectively
- Getting forced to shower
- The buddy system
- In fact the whole motherbase system works so fluidly and so seamlessly it feels like you have resources when you're out in the field. Like im out of ammo im requesting a supply drop of ammo that was made by guys that I recruited personally during gameplay and assigned to the ammo creation club. So cool
- on that note also how enemies adapt to your playstyle. like if you go at night all the time and headshot they'll get helmets and flashlights. Also also you can send your guys on special missions to destroy flashlight and helmet facilities so they wont have them anymore
-this games so cool
-d dog
-quiet is a pretty chill friend :) thats all im gonna say on the matter
- killing children
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often imitated... never replicated. Looking at you RE8. Stop trying to be re4 you shitty ass game. Giant baby? get over yourself. Sorry, I wanted this to be positive. But i dont think anyone needs more re4 praise. Its the best game ever yeah i know. whatever.
EMINEM SONG: Without me
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- look it feels like beating a dead horse. Everyone loves RE4 whats the point in swallowing it's metaphorical weiner with no metaphorical condom on?
- Shooting the dynamite out of a ganados hand
- LEON!!!
- An insect's life doesn't compare to human lives!
- ballistics
- louis
- minecart ride
- your right hand comes off?
EMINEM SONG: Without me
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- look it feels like beating a dead horse. Everyone loves RE4 whats the point in swallowing it's metaphorical weiner with no metaphorical condom on?
- Shooting the dynamite out of a ganados hand
- LEON!!!
- An insect's life doesn't compare to human lives!
- ballistics
- louis
- minecart ride
- your right hand comes off?
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My favourite souls. The world is just so well realized. Low checkpoint frequency, no fast travel mixed with slow animations make it feel so unforgiving and like an actual journey. Later games focused on making the bosses harder and everything else easier. Like dark souls 3 bonfires r like mcdonalds you cant walk half a meter without seeing one. Anyways i love this game
EMINEM: Greatest
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- voice acting
- sound design
- exploration
- actually feels like a journey. Like you gotta go to a vendor and its not like ok let me just teleport no. you gotta walk back and you gotta consider everything for your trip. So cool.
EMINEM: Greatest
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- voice acting
- sound design
- exploration
- actually feels like a journey. Like you gotta go to a vendor and its not like ok let me just teleport no. you gotta walk back and you gotta consider everything for your trip. So cool.
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Probably the game ive played the most and i dont think that it'll ever change. Im so good at this point that i can play scout using only the bat and get top scoring. #humblebrag. It feels good to just go on a game and know youre going to kick ass without trying. You know. Its good to be rewarded for your years of service. Still cant play pyro though ive got too much respect for myself and the other team. Fuck pyros, police, enemies, fake homies, cant forget that im awesome , better act like you know it
EMINEM SONG: Im shady
AWESOMEST THINGS
- random crits. Once they remove these is the day I retire
- community servers
- music
- heavy medic pubstomping
- making n00bz rage and cry on text chat. Not responding at all because im too cool for school.
- all the weapons
- hats
- unusual trading (made 40 bux profit once i think capitalism is alright guys)
- conga
EMINEM SONG: Im shady
AWESOMEST THINGS
- random crits. Once they remove these is the day I retire
- community servers
- music
- heavy medic pubstomping
- making n00bz rage and cry on text chat. Not responding at all because im too cool for school.
- all the weapons
- hats
- unusual trading (made 40 bux profit once i think capitalism is alright guys)
- conga
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Eminem Song: Gatman and Robbin
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really flawed, unfortunately as a result of the episodic format a lot of stuff had to be cut, rewritten, plotlines dropped, and you can tell. But in it's unrealized state it's still amazing, just below the first season. But I can't help but feel if they got to tighten the script and drop some stuff that was all setup and cut out payoff, it would have 100% surpassed the first season
EMINEM SONG: My dad's gone crazy
AWESOMEST THINGS:
-frisbee
-still not bitten
-Carver
-So much symbolism that if i knew anything about the civil war i could probably comment on it
-who's baby is it?
- amid the ruins menu picture
EMINEM SONG: My dad's gone crazy
AWESOMEST THINGS:
-frisbee
-still not bitten
-Carver
-So much symbolism that if i knew anything about the civil war i could probably comment on it
-who's baby is it?
- amid the ruins menu picture
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When i first played this game i had like nothing to say. I wanted to write a review but i just had the review pending for a while. Then I wrote som bullshit joke review that devolved into exercise advice cus i thought it'd be funny to ramble on account of i had no words. And i still have no words. Really. Its not like it's a transcending piece of art or anything. its the sequel to the zombie melodrama point and click adventure game made for high schoolers and middle aged moms who watch walking dead and think daryl is hot. But idk man I think this, S2, and S1 were the only games or trilogy rather that i can safely say changed my life in a way. I live an ok life. It's not great it's not bad it's just sort of normal. But this one made me think and factory reset. I couldn't stop replaying the series man. I wasn't even changing any choices I was doing the exact same shit. I just love Clementine and AJ so much even though they're not real characters I wish the best for them and I think about them often. No other videogame story or any story for that matter got me this invested. Not even the comic books which I read after playing the series. Not even the TV show which I tried to get back into after playing the series. Idk man, it's just awesome. Also gotta talk about the miracle that was the skybound revive homie ass play they did to save this game. Cant believe they went bankrupt two episodes in. This is the single reason why I think our timeline isn't the worst possible one. Maybe the 4th or 5th worst. Cause I can so clearly envision an unfinished finale, that E2 cliffhanger, so so many fanmade scripts for the last couple episodes but it just wouldn't be the same. I'm glad this game exists and I really like it.
EMINEM SONG: Like toy soldiers
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- My little goofball AJ
- grownup clementine
- war
- interrogation
- AJ's dance
- definitive ending
EMINEM SONG: Like toy soldiers
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- My little goofball AJ
- grownup clementine
- war
- interrogation
- AJ's dance
- definitive ending
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EMINEM SONG: Arose
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god hand actually has an official eminem song, here it is https://youtu.be/SFSen7DRQWU?si=Zz_0pMMmSH5fMvfl
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Eminem Song: Best friend
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EMINEM SONG: Just don't give a fuck
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SCARY. Like legitly. Master class (sry for using that pretentious ass word. Pls dont click off.) in using repetition to familiarize the player (you) with the environment (the mansion). Some people whine and moan and cry waahh wahh i dont wanna backtrack i dont wanna go to the item box to get the puzzle key waah well too bad go do it NOW. Otherwise we're gonna be stuck with shit like resident evil village where there are no puzzles and no environments and its not like an escape room its like a rollercoaster that occasionally stops for an animatronic mummy to pop out the side and scare the 8 year old sitting behind you. Didnt even scare the chick you brought with you and she didnt even grab onto your arm the whole ride whats the goddamn point? Anyways this game is freaking awesome
EMINEM SONG: Music Box
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Jill sandwich
- Crimson heads
- Creepy zombies
- Garden
- Fun puzzles
-those CDs
- saving all my revolver bullets for the end
- Jill in general not just her sandwich self
- yawn. thats me playing RE8
- Cool camera angles
EMINEM SONG: Music Box
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Jill sandwich
- Crimson heads
- Creepy zombies
- Garden
- Fun puzzles
-those CDs
- saving all my revolver bullets for the end
- Jill in general not just her sandwich self
- yawn. thats me playing RE8
- Cool camera angles
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EMINEM SONG: Crazy in love
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A wise man once said "you can either have a good story or good gameplay, not both. And karaoke isn't badass" that wise man killed himself once he played yakuza 0. That's all i need to say.
EMINEM: We made you
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Slugger style
- bowling
- disco queen
- Friday night
- KUZE
- cool tattoos
EMINEM: We made you
AWESOMEST THINGS:
- Slugger style
- bowling
- disco queen
- Friday night
- KUZE
- cool tattoos
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best way I can describe this is a pinata. I had no clue what I was getting into and how much crazier this would be than the other yakuzas. It's insane. It's a pinata in the way there is just so much and you got no clue and there's insane variety and it's candy so it's sweet but there's also the part at the beginning where you're blindfolded and swinging wildly. For the first 10 or so hours i had no clue what was going on. But this game is like gods tapestry, the farther back you step the more and more and more you see of his plan and how it works together so beautifully well and amazingly and oh my god I get it. I finally get it.
EMINEM SONG: 5 star generals
AWESOMEST THINGS
- Kiryu fighting all those guys
- HARUKA!!! WOOHOOO!!!!! go haruka!
- Saejimas part is cool too
- Shinada's entire character and existence and personality and fighting style and story
- that ending omg
- greatest final boss in yakuza history probably
EMINEM SONG: 5 star generals
AWESOMEST THINGS
- Kiryu fighting all those guys
- HARUKA!!! WOOHOOO!!!!! go haruka!
- Saejimas part is cool too
- Shinada's entire character and existence and personality and fighting style and story
- that ending omg
- greatest final boss in yakuza history probably
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EMINEM SONG: Kim
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EMINEM SONG: Kill You
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Pure hype for 10 levels. Not a single wasted second, every set piece and cool action movie moment happens because the fucking amazing ass sandbox combat system is so delicately fine tuned to ultra mirror perfection that you cant play the game without feeling badass. THE SCARABS!???? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EMINEM SONG: Phenomenal
AWESOMEST THINGS:
-SCARABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-OMG!! SCARABS R SO FUCKING COOL
- Arby (thats what i call arbiter)
- the multiplayer too lets not forget the multiplayer
- energy sword
-warthog run
- man this games so sick i cant believe its real
EMINEM SONG: Phenomenal
AWESOMEST THINGS:
-SCARABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-OMG!! SCARABS R SO FUCKING COOL
- Arby (thats what i call arbiter)
- the multiplayer too lets not forget the multiplayer
- energy sword
-warthog run
- man this games so sick i cant believe its real
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EMINEM SONG: Green and Gold
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EMINEM SONG: Zeus
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EMINEM SONG: The Way I Am
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EMINEM SONG: Soldier
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EMINEM SONG: One shot 2 shot
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EMINEM SONG: Cleanin out my closet
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EMINEM SONG: Guilty Conscience
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EMINEM SONG: Rhyme or Reason
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EMINEM SONG: My fault
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EMINEM SONG: I need a doctor
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EMINEM SONG: Stan
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EMINEM SONG: As the World Turns
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Eminem Song: Hailie's Song
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EMINEM SONG: Jimmy, Brian, and Mike
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