GokuMcGee
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white women ballin in this expansion, if ur a white woman you gotta hop on this is your people
Chrono Trigger
1995
Funny that this game is about time travel because I want to go back in time to prevent it from existing
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Baldur's Gate 3
2020
I would like to thank the Game Awards for bestowing the Content Creator of the Year award to I, DestroyerOfMid
This game still sucks ass though, why did it win GOTY
This game still sucks ass though, why did it win GOTY
Baldur's Gate 3
2020
Baldur's Gate 3 is a special experience, truly, because no matter how little interest you have in tabletop or strategy RPGs, you can find pure enjoyment in your playthrough. How do I know that? I was a person with little interest in tabletop and strategy RPGs, yet here we are with a 5 star ranking.
There is plenty to love in BG3, with hours upon hours of content to delve into, including so many different routes and options that you're likely to have a unique experience on every playthrough. The amount of things that got referenced or brought back throughout my playthrough, whether it was a small bit of information heard or characters interacted with hours or acts before, your choices actually do influence your playthrough. The story really does feel like a proper D&D campaign, with so much exploration to do and plenty of fun little interactions to have with the world throughout all 3 acts.
A good cast can make or break your game, and I'm delighted to say the cast of BG3 is the true star of the show. Whether you like the abrasive Lae'zel, charming Astarion, the hellfire teddy bear that's Karlach or everyone's favourite loser Gale, there is somebody in this cast for you. The aforementioned Karlach and Shadowheart are my two favourite characters in the game and I loved every single interaction provided.
Finally the gameplay of BG3 is a creative beast to say the least. It takes a bit of time to get used to the systems presented to you, but once you remember to play it less like your typical strategy game, and implent some of that classic D&D jank, it gets a whole lot more enjoyable. Being able to mix combat encounters with enjoyable dialogue checks, the gameplay loop never truly gets stale. It also helps the world aroud offers plenty of diversity in terms of strategy.
I went into BG3 worried that I wouldn't love it as much as everyone else has, and I'm sure I've parroted what everyone else has said, but honestly, this game was a proper experience. The fact that I'm already eager to do a second playthrough down the line says it all.
There is plenty to love in BG3, with hours upon hours of content to delve into, including so many different routes and options that you're likely to have a unique experience on every playthrough. The amount of things that got referenced or brought back throughout my playthrough, whether it was a small bit of information heard or characters interacted with hours or acts before, your choices actually do influence your playthrough. The story really does feel like a proper D&D campaign, with so much exploration to do and plenty of fun little interactions to have with the world throughout all 3 acts.
A good cast can make or break your game, and I'm delighted to say the cast of BG3 is the true star of the show. Whether you like the abrasive Lae'zel, charming Astarion, the hellfire teddy bear that's Karlach or everyone's favourite loser Gale, there is somebody in this cast for you. The aforementioned Karlach and Shadowheart are my two favourite characters in the game and I loved every single interaction provided.
Finally the gameplay of BG3 is a creative beast to say the least. It takes a bit of time to get used to the systems presented to you, but once you remember to play it less like your typical strategy game, and implent some of that classic D&D jank, it gets a whole lot more enjoyable. Being able to mix combat encounters with enjoyable dialogue checks, the gameplay loop never truly gets stale. It also helps the world aroud offers plenty of diversity in terms of strategy.
I went into BG3 worried that I wouldn't love it as much as everyone else has, and I'm sure I've parroted what everyone else has said, but honestly, this game was a proper experience. The fact that I'm already eager to do a second playthrough down the line says it all.
Lethal Company
2023
bro thought he could escape the quicksand with the gear axel in hand
Agent 47 in the cutscenes: I have had everything taken from me and wish to do horrible things to the people who made my life a nightmare
Agent 47 in the game, dressed as a cowboy: No officer the rubber ducky exploded on its own I had nothing to do with it
Agent 47 in the game, dressed as a cowboy: No officer the rubber ducky exploded on its own I had nothing to do with it
Armored Core
1997
Modern horror games are comfy compared to FMVs of dimly lit operating room ceilings after falling into crippling debt.
This review was written before the game released
I really loved that they integrated Family Guy shorts that plays constantly at the corner of your screen and (lots of people might not know this) , if Peter starts singing your GPU will clock up to 100% and will initiate a complete meltdown of your system.
Angry Birds
2009
Steve Jobs nearly killed Super Mario with this.