CAME BACK AND FINISHED IT

Unhappily this game aged as milk out of the fridge since 1999. The puzzles and story are amazing, but tanky controls and fixed camera angles killed this game and buried it with excrement.

The enemies are a bore.

The grey children give you blowjobs while biting your dick because that's the only explanation for this shitty enemy doing so much damage and coming in waves. The birds were made taking into consideration that no one would fight them, but try to play without taking any damage from these Thanksgiving turkeys flying behind you for 10 minutes, since they don't lose aggro on you for God knows why. And the poor dogs jump on you as if you kicked them in the balls. The enemies have random health, so you might need one bullet and a kick or 10 shots and 2 kicks on the mouth.

These three enemies make the "open world" unbearable.

If you manage to deal with all this crappy bullshit you'll find a good game. I would love a remake or remaster, but since Konami doesn't care I'll watch a playthrough.

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After finishing the game I really enjoyed the story, but the gameplay still awful and deserve a remake =/

Reviewed on Feb 27, 2022


6 Comments


2 years ago

You do realize that zig zagging fucks those enemies up and they can’t hit you, yeah?
Also, imagine being the kind of person that honest to god wants a remake of a game as stylized as this when none of the original creative team work together anymore, that’d be like giving Shadow of the Colossus a remake with none of the original staff involved (oh wait)

2 years ago

Things don't "deserve" a remake

2 years ago

@Baka_Ouji oh my....

I just realized your favorite game is Resident Evil Dead Aim.

Dang, it's clear your opinion on games must be ignored completely after that garbage lol

2 years ago

@Baka_Ouji Jesus calm down, the game do deserve a good remake even when the oroginal staff is not involved or together anymore, blame that on Konami not on me XD

And zig zagging sometimes wouldn't work since the animation for the hit follows the character so... How can I zig zagg something that will follow me when the animation for the hit began? Anyways, Dead Aim sucks

2 years ago

A remake without the original staff involved is recipe for a game that misses the entire point.

Anyways, maybe it’s because you played the game via emulation on ostensibly weaker hardware (seriously, the PSP emulation has lag spikes and even messes up the loading screen), but just because an attack animation starts doesn’t mean you can dodge it. I don’t know where that idea comes from.

2 years ago

Came back for a quick look and I meant to say "Doesn't mean you can't dodge it". I've had many close calls with enemies in SH1, where I'll skirt by the skin of my teeth when they initiate an attack animation. The game is designed to make you feel like you're constantly on the edge and need to keep running, which is why Harry can fall off staircases, slam into walls, and why the enemies still use their attack animations even when they won't hit you.