2020

Everything about this game is absolutely fucking amazing.......

except the part where you're, y'know, playing the game?

P.S, I beat the game, cried, stared at the wall for an hour. Still 3 stars

Of all the radical looking characters in this roster, I gravitated most towards the femboy. Hell yeah

Hey, I get to kill more Nazi's! It's a win for me!

Just Dance ain't got shit on this

An okay soulslike.... made by the people who own Dark Souls

Playing the inferior PSP version of this game is a power move that none of you would understand

I want it taken off of Steam again

In the first 5 minutes of my playthrough I got wanted for murder and I think that's pretty funny

Feels like a hotdog. Fun for a little bit but then you realize that the experience did not match the amount of money you paid for it

I was going to give this game until I found out I can play the Sonic Heroes theme on loop, and that shit slaps, so it's a 2.5

Feels like a annoyingly ambitious mobile game

It's a okay try I guess. It's not as fluid as a Smash clone should be, and Cole shouldn't have gotten two spots, but overall, it's fun for a solid 15 seconds

Driving in this game is so much fun, I could probably drive around the island forever without getting bored. It's so funny watching my screen flail around while driving around on that kind of terrain so fast... and the games cool too I guess.

Before I even started the game I was just kinda vibing to the install music. The fun of doing that is around the same amount of fun as the rest of the game, except without all of the shit in my pants

It is simply unfair that a game like this has a story as great as it is. What about the other developers, Telltale?