Extra half star for the artstyle being competent enough... other than that this is the ultimate showcase of soulless mobile gaming, every single technical aspect of it is wrong; disposable garbage, BRING THE FUCKING ALMANAC BACK AT THE VERY LEAST.

...you'll never realize how much time you've wasted living an unhappy life until you play a game about a giant buff dude entering an officinist's mind and having mindless rough sweaty manly gay sex.

I'm in love with this game lmao (and yes, other than a few enemies, I'm happily living rent free in this world having my way out with everything my eyes witness)

Garten of Banban isn't real, it is the parents

I 100% this game after like 5 years... this is not a bad game at all and I'm forced to defend it with my life.

Why is this good... why must it be good... why a dating simulator involving cartoon old men must be so endearing and fun and engaging and lovable... i hate it here let me OUT

Shoichi >>> Jun I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Nightmare Fredbear please take me to sleep...

The world will never forget the massive Fazbulge in one of the teasers...

Me when loud noise wahhh so spoopy loud noise = scawy I just shat my AR pants waaaaaahhhhhhhh

Ok but why is this actually not the worst thing ever 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Slight improvement but mainly because the absurd moments hard carries it, it made me wheeze at times so that's something to praise I guess

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The fact that this is actually good makes me wanna cry.
Ranking them again

- Boss of the Gym: 9+/10 (97)
- Tango Under Cover: 9/10 (96)
- Blueback Mountains: 9-/10 (90)
- Dark Carnival: 9-/10 (90)
- Snake Pit: 8/10 (85)