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Taito's last arcade platformer hurrah. It plays way too safe compared to similar output from the company, but it's still a very fun play, and one I'm glad is getting console ports finally after a decade and a half long injustice towards it. Also because its a bitch to "emulate" the arcade version.

Here's hoping the original mobile version eventually gets a port too along with it's semi-sequel...

falling asleep just thinking about playing this game again

la musica es HERMOSA pero el gameplay es un juego de flash (music catch ya lo hizo y mejor) escuchense el ost en youtube y listo

what 0 pussy does to a mf

EDIT: I have found out 5 minutes after posting this review that Emperor Xianfeng had 18 consorts, so this is a historically inaccurate version of events. I apologise for this grievous error and will strive for due diligence on fact-checking for future reviews. Sorry for all who were misled, and I will leave this up for posterity.

not gonna play again bc the gacha is evil and the only thing i care about in this world is feature film length shhis (+ luca) commus on youtube and reading a spreadsheet of whatever translations arent on video but please note: the candy in this 4koma are honey lemon candies which earlier nichika had made honey lemons as a nice snack for mikoto to in her passionate if painfully anxiously roundabout way show her love for her and mikoto has acquired a taste for them outside of her diet of water bottles and constant machine precise practice and nothing else bc she has in her quiet if frustratingly stuntedly roundabout way has already accepted the love nichika has for her. im not in pain at all i just thought this was interesting

Elements of Boku no Natsuyasumi and Shin-chan combining to make something not quite as good as either.

I'm pretty gutted about how this turned out. The peaceful vacation vibe is marred by essentially having a huge checklist that needs to be done, and that very same peaceful vacation vibe doesn't allow Shin-chan to really be himself. He feels watered down and one-note, as do most of the other characters. Everyone's so saccharine and nice. Misae doesn't lose it and give him a wee bonk on the head. Hiroshi never gets in bother by not thinking before speaking. Shin-chan doesn't get to do anything more than crap puns. Shiro's basically welded to a fucking doghouse.

It feels like such a surface level understanding of why people like Shin-chan, and maybe Boku no Natsuyasumi to the same extent. I can't speak with authority on that as Attack of the Friday Monsters is my only exposure to the series beyond gameplay clips over the years. But a big list of tasks to perform to progress a barely there story does not feel like what these games are supposed to be about.

Just a strange one, because the looping nature of your week's vacation makes it seem like things might go on forever, but then after finishing a certain mission, the game kinda completes itself. It was like I was walked through maybe eight different scenarios that all just suddenly ended missions I had gotten weeks earlier. It might as well have been cutscenes. Didn't feel like I had done anything to earn them. Just played long enough for them to end. Why am I even holding the controller?

He doesn't get his dick out once.

I loooooove the creativity behind this.... The different tune 🎵🎶 with each button 🎮 you press.... Ahhhh... So satisfying!! What an original concept made back in 1987!!! Making best use of the technology ;) I love love the guy who made this... Good job!! 👍

proxima persona que me diga que un juego es mejor con amigos se come la cagada a palos de su vida

me hubiese gustado un poco si no me estaban rompiendo las bolas con la historia porque la cantidad de veces que te hacen sentarte a esperar haciendo NADA en frente de eventos de dialogo larguísimos que no dicen NADA es increíble. ni regalada vale la pena esta verga encima pesa como 100gb chupame las bolas gearbox

"Please buy my new, definitive collection of classic Sonic games, featuring new content like mission modes, animations, wid-"

Shut the fuck up Iizuka, ain't nobody gonna drop 40 dollars for some dumbass romset.

"ソニックオリジンズを購入するか、私があなたの指を取ります!"

Anything for you, my queen. I only regret that I have but 40 dollars to lose for you, my queen.