This review contains spoilers

Chapter 1: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go to a castle and sniff a dragon's feet.
Chapter 2: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go to a tree and play Satan's Pikmin.
Chapter 3: Fuck you, it's WWE time.
Chapter 4: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until the game asks you to go through the same narrow hallway multiple times but you're purple now.
Chapter 5: Go through the narrow hallway multiple times until pirates attack eek
Chapter 6: This one is on a train so it gets a pass.
Chapter 7: Skip.
Chapter 8: Peach turns into a goth and I distinctly remember biting my controller as a child because I couldn't beat her.

Exaggerating for comedic effect, this game is fine, but I'll always be a PM64 kind of guy.

Reviewed on Jun 03, 2023


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