Doing all the P-ranks was, without exaggeration, the most fun I've ever had playing a video game.

The first two hours of this game will be you smashing into walls at Mach 3 and getting repeatedly stabbed by forks, but at an unknown point your brain will get zapped by an Ancient Egyptian hex that fuses your real-life consciousness with Peppino himself and you'll feel like the baddest motherfucker around.