This takes everything GTA 3 ever stood for, spit on it, put it in a Starbucks Coffee, and then threw it into the ocean right next to the residual wastes. There's not a single element about this game that's well done, or not bugged. Minimap? Wrong. Can't even do a proper minimap. Missions? Bugged. All of them. AI doesn't even know how to do shit. Models? Look like absolute dogshit. Subtitles? THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH WHAT THEY SAY. Songs? Pretty sure they removed a ton of them (haven't confirmed, don't want to neither, it'd only add to my depression). Adding any new necessary mechanic like aiming grenades? Running faster? Nah, here's a weapon wheel we re-use from GTA 5 because we're lazy as shit and don't want to work.

This isn't the worst game i've ever played solely because it AT LEAST offers what used to be a real game to people who can't access it, but as someone who already played GTA 3 and wanted to replay all of its missions and see the story again: it fails. miserably. horribly. it's not even funny. it's just pathetic.

If i said what i want to say about these devs i'll get my review deleted, so all i'll say is: They should all be fired and never allowed to work in any piece of art ever again.

Waste of time. Waste of space. Waste of money (if you bought it...for some reason). It's been a long time since i'm this mad at something.

Go play the original. You're welcome.

BEAUTIFUL RUBBER BULLETS. JUST LIKE MY CHINESE ADOPTED STEPFATHER POLICEMAN TOLD ME.

only giving this 2.5 because i had a lot of fun with it regardless of how bad the plot is, the fact it has 2 of the worst twists ever in videogame history, and how bad tanimura's combat was

there are not much times where i say ''i wish this game had more quests'' but this is one of those. it's so fucking good.

generational peak

hey guys did you know jill has some HUGE bazoongas???? pretty nice BACKPACK am i right fellas????? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-Capcom, probably

story characters and ost are better. really cool how they explain/show some of the characters back story from the 1st game. some good gameplay additions too. unfortunately the remaster is so fucking buggy i have to take half a point off of it.

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BEAUTIFUL EYES. JUST LIKE MY BROTHER TOLD ME.

si existiera el puntaje aigis/10 seria ese sin dudas

el last of us de los juegos de carrera

Soy David e Iguana, call me Montevideo Melee Monthly

El backgammon es el peor juego de mesa que jugué en mucho tiempo