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Are we so gullible? Do we as an audience not demand anything from our art? There's no story, no new mechanics, no real characters, no interesting or enjoyable visuals, no compelling gameplay, no original ideas at all in fact. Is a faceless strawman to antagonise really enough to get millions of people to play an Unreal Engine asset flip made as artlessly as possible? Is no one else actively disturbed by how blatantly and gracelessly this rips mechanics from every popular game of the last 2 decades, without integrating any of them together whatsoever? Has art ever felt this cynical before?

Feel free to discount my opinion. I am a 'salty Pokemon fanboy' after all, and I only gave this game an hour or so of my not particularly highly valued time. I personally just prefer the art I engage with to care for the art form it sits within, even a little bit. Palworld hates video games. It sees nothing more within them than a collection of things to do and hopes that by shovelling a flaccid farcical version of as many of them as possible into your mouth it will somehow constitute a 'video game' when all is said and done. It doesn't. I'm deeply saddened that so many gamers think so lowly of our art form that they genuinely think this is acceptable.

Nothing positive will result from the baffling success of this soulless cash grab. Those on the side of artistic integrity are undercut, and the ones sticking it to big bad Game Freak are swinging at ghosts.

Good for those that are able to have fun with this kind of stuff. For me, survival games like this are a stone's throw from any idler, bullet heaven, or MMO slop. Infinitely digestible as long as it got a different paint job and lets you watch numbers go up. Sweet candy for the depressed gamer.

I can only hope by the end of the year we will have to be reminded that this shit even happened.

Steal the pokemon designs who cares, game is just not fun. I refuse to believe anyone like these awful survival games.

Lobotomy-core.
A frankenstein's parody has been birthed from excessive market research. Pure and utter slob, the gunk is thrown wayside to the masses and the public seem to love it! Sure, I can see shimmers of gusto and vibes past it's mechanically stapled together body, but is it really worth to sit next to the soulless stank just to breathe in those few and far-between moments of joy?
I feel for the paranoid hostility players have shown of the maybe or maybe-not generative AI, but it just seems like the devs just ripped them off by hand and lol.
7 million copies sold in just 5 days... and in the end, the general masses really do only care about a feature-checklist stapled on a clipboard that reads the following: It shall have combat, survival mechanics, resources, base-building mechanics, crafting mechanics, catching mechanics, climbing mechanics, stamina, an open world, co-op multiplayer, skill trees, leveling and progression. Does it work well together? Absolutely not. In the end, it feels like you are just playing 5 ripped-off games melted together into one hotpot of mechanics and rules and nothing more. No identity, no message, nothing. A silent shell that just spits out the steam chart trends back at you.
How is anyone supposed to feel but indifferent to a game that says nothing and dares nothing?

A frankenstein-ed mishmash of a game where unity assets and stolen designs are married with Ark's gameplay made by a company known to produce low quality early access survival games until something sticks. Every single thing is either stolen, from the pals designs to the sound effects or added to the game with zero effort for cohesion.
It's fascinating that the "paragon of game development against the evil corporations" is the laziest example of a game made by a studio that will rip off even if indie games like Hollow Knight just for a quick cash.
But as long as your favourite streamer plays this edgy pokemon with guns and as long as you tweet how much you hate Pokemon you can enjoy it all you want.
"Show them Pocket Pair! Show them how real games with passion are actually made!"

I played this on Gamepass and I still wanted my money back. Completely soulless piece of nothing made of the stitched together parts of other games, Palworld is made for streamers and people who are deeply obsessed with 'owning' Nintendo at the expense of taste or integrity.

Seriously, if you want to play a not-Pokemon Pokemon game just go and play Digimon. It's right there.

made like a dark, twisted version of pokemon haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my open-world survival crafting slop would make most simply go insane lmao.

What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!

It's not what I thought it would be. Not an open world Pokemon game with guns, but a very generic multiplayer survival game with Pokemon. Presentation is very rough, weird tutorial as well, kinda just throws you into the world with no direction. I lost interest in it quite quickly after figuring out what it was.

“You just hate this because you’re a Pokémon fan” or maybe I just don’t like survival games and this one is as generic as they come, idk