I wasn't expecting much out of an April Fool's game but this one was charming. Makes me want another Sonic visual novel. It's got amusing dialogue, fun gameplay, a chill soundtrack, a pleasant artstyle, which is everything I'd want out of a Sonic game. Especially the way the characters are utilized. You know, Sonic's friends are mad enjoyable when they get to show off their personalities and aren't just there, being cheerleaders. If Sega made more fun and silly games like this, I'd be more than happy to support them.

I went into Dragon Quest Treasures fairly blind, all I knew (or needed to know!) about the game was that it's a Dragon Quest XI prequel about popular party member Erik and his sister Mia befriending monsters and searching for treasure. This sort of setup with a built-in hook is actually kind of standard for Dragon Quest. We've got spinoffs about Torneko, Yangus, that one smug guy from VII, and Monsters itself as a sub-series is basically just taking V's monster gimmick and running with it. I knew this stuff going in. I'm gonna hang out with my buddy Erik as a young'n and hang out.

What I did NOT expect was the absolutely insane, brilliant, addictive, joyous, dastardly gameplay loop of this fucking thing. Once you break into the meat of the game, you will be turned into an absolute tycoon with an army of monsters acting as truffle hounds at your disposal. Wake up by the campfire, set out on the open terrain and let those fuckers loose as they get to sniffing up valuable goodies made out of 3D models of Dragon Quests past. Fan service fuels the fire in your heart to absolutely rip this shit up and cash in for LUDICROUS amounts of money. Amounts that'll make your eyes spin like slots and show up as dollar signs. It's amazing. Feels wonderful. A game that makes you feel the way that health-conscious moms do when they describe a chocolate cake as "sinful".

So yeah, you play as a rascal in this one and you certainly feel like one too. TONS of fun that doesn't overstay its welcome, don't miss it because it's bound to be overlooked in a weirdly stacked season of mid-budget JRPGs.

I first wanted to start writing by saying "One of the best..", but I realized this is "The best..."
Ultrakill is a game that if you are thinking of getting, or just reading reviews, just buy it.
This is the best FPS I have ever seen, It's like DOOM, but with 3 polygons for graphics. This is the only minor problem the game has, ugly graphics. Now the good parts:

A fast-paced, bloody, adrenaline-inducing, male hormone generator. This game has extremely good shooting mechanics, gun mechanics, movement mechanics, and controls. You can, and will jump higher than the empire state building accidentally, at least once. You will see nothing but blood on your screen. You will kill everything that moves. You will solve (optional and easy) puzzles. You will enjoy its music.

For the "Like DOOM" part; Yes, just like that, but way faster, way more bloody, way more satisfying, and way more ultrakill. If you think that the graphics are bad, think again! The game is so violent that you just can't notice, Your focus will be on your 11-ish guns, 2 bars, 2 melees, and the abundance of movement abilities. And the interactions between all of them.

Watching someone play is like watching people play chess, you will not understand what is happening, and the only good YouTuber that captures the game's feeling is Max0r.

You have a style meter, just like in DMC. This one has a level after the triple S-es even. The meter has multiplication bonuses for how frequently are you using the same gun up to 3x, and another multiplier for your current movement speed up to another 3x.
I will just say two of the most basic but bad-ass things you can do in this game. First, you can throw up coins, and shoot them, multiplying the damage and ricocheting it to a weak point. Second, you can parry bullets, this will send them back to the sender even faster and explode on contact. You can even parry your own bullets to make them deal more AOE damage.

While playing this experience you will come across a Crash Bandicoot level in the middle of a bloodshed. (Not even a spoiler, there are much more easter eggs in the game, probably more than any other game)
If you are still reading, go to the steam page and buy it now.

PS: After this life-altering journey (game), DOOM is played with Minecraft's music.

É um joguinho pra curtir uma vibe relaxante e pegar no sono com diálogos desinteressantes e longos.

Tem pouquíssimos elementos de gameplay, e quando tem não é tão bom.

Tem muita gente elogiando a história, mas eu joguei o jogo todo achando que em algum momento a história fosse engatar, e não engata, o último capítulo é o único que faz alguma coisa minimamente interessante, mas pra falar real parece só uma desculpa pra um jogo bobo, com personagens cansativos.

Acho que o jogo merece pelo menos um 4/10 por sua arte bonita, trilha sonora impecável e sua vibezinha relaxante.