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Makoto doesn’t look like a smelly little grimy sludge weasel anymore this remake sucks

misleading title, game didn't run in 50 FPS

the sudden anime artstyle shift that occured in this game happened to me in real life when i turned 21

SONIC the HEDGEHOG. One of the GREATEST and MOST ATTRACTIVE characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a FLASH, and BEST OF ALL, he's BLUE colored and knows how to handle the FEMALES. SPEAKING of females, the Sonic universe might be classified as HOT CHICK HEAVEN, cause there's such a mess of very BEAUTIFUL and TOUGH women, that it'll make you love the franchise EVEN MORE. And since VALENTINES DAY is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a TOP TEN list of the most BEAUTIFUL female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a SNACK and a glass of ORANGE JUICE, and TRY not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unlike some on here I unironically really adore this game and actually look forward to seeing it whenever it pops up in any of Sega's many many collections.

Im not ever going to say its the best game going but its fun little arcadey nature will always provide me with a boost for about 5-10 minutes as I play it in between other games and for that im always grateful.

THEY'RE REMAKING DRAGON WARRIOR VII WITHOUT THE 3 HOUR INTRO YOU CAN'T DO THAT! AND NOW THEY'RE MAKING DRAGON QUEST VIII WITH ONLY BATTLES, WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE INDIFFERENT CRUELTY OF THE UNIVERSE WHEN THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT WALKS INTO THE ROOM: