Replayed this today on a whim. It's peak 2D Sonic and a peak 2D platformer. You know that. Everyone on this damn website knows that. It's Sonic 3 & Knuckles, idk what I need to type man

Wow, what cool ideas! Some of the gameplay is a bit janky, but the parkour mechanics are so interesting! I wonder what else they'll do with them- oh wait, the game's over.

I'm too emotional right now. Maybe I'll write extended thoughts some other time but man. I've never really gotten into Time Loop stories before, but this one absolutely hooked me. Gameplay does get a little bit stale around the halfway point but everything comes together in the end. I get the feeling that this score might increase over time.

Overall: I fucking love the funny "Quirky Indie RPG" genre. Give me like 20 more of them or something I don't care

EDIT: I changed my mind already. It's getting 5 stars.

The first ever Castlevania game with controls

My older brother gifted me this on Christmas and lo and behold two months later I actually finished it. I'm not sure what the lesson is here, because as far as I'm concerned all worlds are gay worlds

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"Every world has its end. I know that's kind of sad, but... That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least, that's what I figure."

Absolutely incredible. I've played games that have connected to me emotionally several times, but it's rare when one gives me a message at a point when I need to hear it.

I could criticize a few things about this game. Tartarus gets a bit repetitive near the end, and some of the social links aren't great (I hate you Tomochika) but everything else is exceptional. Honestly I'm not sure if this review deserves a spoiler tag, but to me, revealing the core themes of a game counts. I don't know, I'm too emotional right now.

Once again, Persona captivates me. I won't be forgetting this one for a long time.

Seeing low-poly Madeline on the TL seconds after waking up was a fucking jumpscare

he should drift into a better game

2014

It actually stands for "Level of Violence"

Before I start I'm just gonna preface this by saying that this is not a normal review and what I'm saying might not even make any sense. My thoughts on this game are strange. These are just the drawn out incoherent ramblings of someone who, minutes before writing, just finished the game at 2 AM. And despite the rating, I ended up feeling kind of conflicted.

So, Xenoblade Chronicles, right. I was saving this game specifically for my 400th game milestone, as 90% of the people I've ever known who enjoy video games have built it up as a perfect masterpiece. And while I have learned to keep my expectations in check, I was pretty confident that it would live up to those statements.

And I was kind of right, because Xenoblade does so much that it's sort of overwhelming. It had really engaging gameplay, a great story, amazing characters and breathtaking visuals. Looking at the comparisons between the original game on Wii and the Switch remaster is like night and day. The soundtrack is one of the best this medium has to offer. There is so much stuff in the game I can't even mention it all. I'm even wondering if it's possible for me to play through it all... which is kind of where my problem comes in.

When does a game have too much content?

I'm probably not gonna be able to answer that properly here (Refer back to the 2 AM rambling thing I said) but I was thinking about it during my playthrough a lot, because although I had fun through the whole game, I found myself getting weirdly annoyed in the last few chapters.

Long game length usually isn't too big of an issue for me. In fact, it took me around 50 hours to beat this, which is less than half the amount of time it took for me to beat one of my favourite games, Persona 5 Royal. It's not as if the game is paced badly either, the story progresses naturally and so does the gameplay.

(Not saying Persona 5 and Xenoblade should really be compared mechanically, they're very different, I just needed a comparison to another long game lol)

But whatever the reason was, I started getting mad a bit. I felt like a lot of it was unnecessary. Maybe I was just getting burned out, maybe it was the rising difficulty. But that final stretch felt like it could've been condensed to a shorter runtime and I would've enjoyed it just as much.

Don't get me wrong! The content that was there was all really amazing! It was an incredibly well made game! Everything that was there made perfect sense! But I can't stop myself from feeling like it could've been shorter and I could've avoided that feeling of being burned out. If you're reading this and you don't get what I'm saying, that's fine, because I don't even get it myself!

So what we've got is an incredible game that feels too long and pissed me off for some incomprehensible reason. Maybe I'll write an actual review later so I can pinpoint exactly why I feel this way. I guess overall though, the people that hyped this game up to me were right. It's absolutely worth playing.

Despite that though, this is probably the first time I'm giving something 5 stars due to it's technical quality rather than my own opinion. I'm doing this because I feel like my current feelings are being a bit too unfair and I need to think about it more. I know that it's odd to be so negative in a 5 star review. I love this game. But maybe the rating will stay at 5 stars or dip to 4. I don't know. I'm going the hell to sleep.

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You just lost the game

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"It's so sad that Zero died of Sigma."
"Who's Zero?"
"SIGMA BALLS!!"

2016

Don't really have many in depth thoughts on this one, but this marks the 100th game logged in 2023 for me! Finally, a new year's resolution I actually fucking stuck to. It was fun :)

that being said i am never doing this shit again

The non-binary urge to climb Mt. Ebott and never return