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NANANANA I'M SO FULL I CANNOT MOVE
WISH I COULD GET UP AND GROOVE
BUT I HAD TOO MUCH PIE
NA NA NA NA

I CAN'T FIGHT YOU ANY LONGER
WISH MY WILL WAS STRONGER
BUT I HAD TOO MUCH PIE
NA NA NA NA

WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY?
WHAT'S INSIDE THAT PIE NA NA NA NA
WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY?
WHAT'S INSIDE THAT PIE AI AIAI

LOOK AT ME MY STOMACH'S ACHING
FROM DOCTOR GHASTLY'S BAKING
NOW I'VE HAD TOO MUCH PIE
NA NA NA NA

BLAH BLABLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH
RA RA RA RA RA RA
BUT WE'VE HAD TOO MUCH PIE
NA NA NA NA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT'S INSIDE THAT PIE?
NA NA NA NA

YEAH MAJOR DOCTOR, WHAT'S INSIDE THAT PIE?
THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS LOVE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NA NA NA NA

THIS STINKS! I'M GOING HOME!
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Played 500+ games

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Favorite Games

Pizza Tower
Pizza Tower
Valkyria Chronicles
Valkyria Chronicles
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back
Ace Attorney Investigations 2
Ace Attorney Investigations 2

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002

Played in 2024

062

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Pizza Tower: The Noise Update
Pizza Tower: The Noise Update

Mar 23

Crash Bandicoot
Crash Bandicoot

Jan 16

Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales

Oct 29

Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Super Mario Bros. Wonder

Oct 16

The Last Promise
The Last Promise

Oct 04

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The Noise is a fun character design wise because he's designed to be objectively better than Peppino in pretty much every way but to get to that point takes a lot of technical mastery of the character's moveset and it comes with a really engaging learning curve. At the beginning, Noise's limitations were just as apparent as his strengths over Peppino; but once you understand the scope of his moveset and start to do some of the wackier shit it enables that's when the fun really begins.

Ultimately, The Noise Update is just an excuse to play more Pizza Tower. The additional tweaks to the game when playing as Noise are a lot of fun, especially how the game handles the boss battles. The new music tracks where they pop up are fantastic and in line with the base game's OST quality, and the reward you unlock when beating the game is really neat. All in all, pizza tower a good game would put another 20 hours into P ranking all the levels again.

The crash series starts off with a real mixed bag. For the positives, level design is great on the whole with a lot of fun platforming challenges and there's a lot of fun experimentation which lead to a lot of infamous levels whose concepts understandably weren't brought over to the sequels (foggy bridge, slippery climb/sunset vista-esque vertical levels). The design philosophy of being a 2d game at heart makes it an unique experience for its time and even now, and makes it easier to go back to when compared to other more traditional 3d platformers where you're dealing with early attempts at camera controls and the like. The game also does the whole DKC gimmick of how the levels get less natural and more sinister as you progress, but I think it might work better here? The game has some fun spots where you go up a waterfall in a basic river level called Up The Creek so you can fight Ripper Roo whose fight takes place at the top of a waterfall, and then there's the last island that has all the factory/lab levels and that gives you the Cortex Power -> Toxic Waste -> Pinstripe sequence of levels which is fun thematically.

The problems arise with general gameplay polish and a lot of small issues that permeate through the game. A shitty gameplay quirk is that when you walk and spin you keep your forward momentum even after you stop holding forward as you spin which can result in a lot of annoying fuck ups in a game that can be punishing when shooting for 100%. Speaking of 100%, in order to get the special gems needed for max completion, you have to beat the level while breaking all the boxes without dying. The problem with the no death requirement is it doesn't feel designed to be that way. It feels like they ran out of time to implement a box tracking feature so when you die all the boxes are just respawned in and if you do die you're just not brought to the "Great! But you missed" screen. Bonus rounds are also bad in this game because outside of getting a gem completing a bonus round is the only way you can save the game. You can't retry a bonus round if you fail it outside of restarting a level which means you'll rarely actually give a shit about them. Reloading a save also resets your life count to the default four which makes it really annoying when you're deep into the game and you need to go back to an earlier level to get some lives for some of the harder end game levels. Most of this obnoxious shit is why it took me until now to 100% the game outside of NST and even then I used emulation saving to keep my life count and I also gave myself save states at the beginning of the Cortex key bonus round because fuck that. Overall, it's Pretty Good and has a lot of good things going for it but the annoying shit bothers me a lot and brings it down to just being Good.

It's been five years since the first game came out and after a while sometimes you need to play a game again to reassess your thoughts on it. I instantly remembered why I loved this shit the minute I started swinging, and it didn't take long to re-acclimate to the game's movement and combat. No real thoughts on ol' Miles outside of that, it's more of the thing I love and it's a good time to be had by all. Only real complaint I have is that the NG+ playthrough was a bit annoying because of all the game's cutscenes and cinematics you can only skip a select few of them to the point where I barely understand why the feature was added in the first place.