My ass would not survive impossible living buildings because they are confusing and dark

2018

Just find it really uninteresting, if I don't like Quake, makes sense I do not like this.

In Doronko Wanko you are a little Pomeranian who gets dirty, your owner is asleep, and you are a devil creature. You run around tracking whatever coloured liquid you can racking up a repair bill score. It's a fun little thing thats free.

Some neat puzzles, some funny jokes

A fine little story where customers say meaty thoughts that make you go "ohhhh, hmmm 🤔" and also a cute little lesbian relationship

Generally passable cart racer, but there are definitely better. I did quit immediately when I somehow got lakitu'd and lost my held items so I went too far in the back.

2022

I cannot really tell what this game is. It says its a roguelite, but it's also an MMO? I don't really have a full grasp on it because I only played a little. I think this game just has no onboarding so you just have to figure out whats going on yourself.

Godfist is a roguelike in which you must climb a tower to get revenge upon the Gods for killing your family. Entities in this tower are in the Gods' Domain, so they are immortal (including you), so the only real way to defeat enemies (and to lose) is to get knocked off the tower. This leads to health being calculated like Smash Bros. with a percentage meter showing how much knockback you will take.

You can either inflict damange with basic punches or with special abilities assigned to Q, E, and R. These abilities randomly roll into another one once you use it. You start with 3, and get more through chests that will add more to your pool. I think this is a fun enough premise, but the problem I'm having is that the combat isn't very interesting enough. Spam your basic bunches to (slowly) add percentage on, or spam your abilities (and the starting abilities do not feel particularly good).

Overall I think this game just needs more oomph to be good.

Probably my least favourite of their games so far because part of it revolves around just walking around the map until you happen upon things and a trigger happens.

This is pretty dope for 20 minutes, i dont got that drive to play it more

Played 2 missions and it crashed, kind of killed my drive. Went back to try out Zombies and it's a separate install I didn't know about because it doesn't let you download it before hand.

I like marble games up until the levels actually get complicated, but its fun for me until then.

I got this game because my friend found it and 1.) The name is funny and 2.) the steam trailer makes this game look fucking awesome (funny awesome)

Endless Fucker is a endless runner where you play as a naked girl. The funny part about it to me is that you can only look at them from behind, cause if you try to rotate the camera to see boobs or what have you, you will immediately careen off the stage. Speaking of stages, there are 6 of them, barely. Its all the same line, but the obstacles will be more plentiful, and the aesthetics (snowy, lava, jungle) will be different. They are randomly placed and will often be placed in bad ways in which you cannot really dodge at all and die.

The point of this game is to endlessly run, and to collect crash bandicoot crystals. The crystals will buy you more girls to play as. There is also an alternate mode, the sex gallery. You can collect a certain amount of sex positions per stage, then buy the rest. Then you can select any of the wonderful woman you have bought and watch any sexual position you want on any of the stages!

Also, the money doesn't fucking matter because the game let me go into the negatives so I just bought everything I could.

I do not like how when you move from side to side, you are locked in lanes and don't have free movement, does not feel very good. Also just no good onboarding experience just jump right into the game and expect you to know whats up (i did not). Zavok clears though.