SpilledMySoda
The visual novel that is so good I forgot I was playing a visual novel. A gem, diamond in the rough. Mia Fey is hot as fuck.
2021
Incredible rhythm game. With two players it becomes an absolute jam.
2022
Gameplay: 10/10
Writing: made me consider heroin
Writing: made me consider heroin
I'll never forget the absolute euphoria of unlocking the best plant ever, Puff shroom, the absolute goat. Incredible plant. Immaculate
2023
For this review I am going to completely ignore JK Rowling's (terrible) politics, because at the end of the day I don't know truly how much she had a hand in making the game.
To sum it up briefly: a massive world filled with a million collectothons and repetitive, braindead puzzles (Merlin Trials, Field Guide Pages, Demiguise Moons, follow and frollic with butterflies because hey content or something). The only redeemable thing about this game is the combat is enjoyable even if the game is piss easy even on the hardest difficulty.
Do you know how many Merlin Trials there are in Hogwarts Legacy? 95. Ninety-fucking-five god damn motherfucking Merlin Trials, which boil down to 8 of the same basic ass puzzle of pushing a boulder into a hole or some stupid equivalent. There are 30 Demiguise moons, which have no thought other than collect them at night.
The main story is a snooze fest, it has at most like 2 enjoyable side quest stories and the only reason I enjoy one of them is because I learn the unforgivable curses. They deadass go with some chosen one nonsense and your character goes off to study bootycheek potions or some stupid equivalent.
The legit only things I can say good about this game are the combat was fun, even if baby mode easy, and the environment is gorgeous. These do not save the game in anyway because late game you can easily one shot hordes of enemies.
Don't hate Hogwarts Legacy because JK Rowling is a transphobic POS. Hate Hogwarts Legacy because it kinda sucks.
To sum it up briefly: a massive world filled with a million collectothons and repetitive, braindead puzzles (Merlin Trials, Field Guide Pages, Demiguise Moons, follow and frollic with butterflies because hey content or something). The only redeemable thing about this game is the combat is enjoyable even if the game is piss easy even on the hardest difficulty.
Do you know how many Merlin Trials there are in Hogwarts Legacy? 95. Ninety-fucking-five god damn motherfucking Merlin Trials, which boil down to 8 of the same basic ass puzzle of pushing a boulder into a hole or some stupid equivalent. There are 30 Demiguise moons, which have no thought other than collect them at night.
The main story is a snooze fest, it has at most like 2 enjoyable side quest stories and the only reason I enjoy one of them is because I learn the unforgivable curses. They deadass go with some chosen one nonsense and your character goes off to study bootycheek potions or some stupid equivalent.
The legit only things I can say good about this game are the combat was fun, even if baby mode easy, and the environment is gorgeous. These do not save the game in anyway because late game you can easily one shot hordes of enemies.
Don't hate Hogwarts Legacy because JK Rowling is a transphobic POS. Hate Hogwarts Legacy because it kinda sucks.
2022
As a parody, 10/10. As a game by itself? Maybe 5.
2011
It is a comedy VN, which is fine. I will say that the true ending is a fucking wild ride from start to finish
If we are reviewing Xenoverse as a fighting game, it is really bad and all over the place.
But as a roleplaying game I think it is actually is a kind of fun experience. Fighting can be a little repetitive, but it isn't that bad when the fighting looks cool as hell. If you are a Dragon Ball fan, great buy.
But as a roleplaying game I think it is actually is a kind of fun experience. Fighting can be a little repetitive, but it isn't that bad when the fighting looks cool as hell. If you are a Dragon Ball fan, great buy.
Baking cookies for my love, I stir and mix
BAKEBAKEBAKEBAKE COOKIES FOR LOVE, STIR N MIX
BAKEBAKEBAKEBAKE COOKIES FOR LOVE, STIR N MIX
A wonderful game that inspired an iconic and legendary series
Overall one of the best DQ games I have played, really fun and enjoyable. The third act is my one major gripe with the game and utterly feel like that it really sucked a grand deal of the character development the second act built up. Still a wonderful game to me either way.
2021
It's a good game overall. The character designs are cool and the game is simple but fun to pick up. I guess my only gripe is character balance, how some are brain dead and can unga bunga their W while others do mass calculus and die to one mistake. Overall fun game would recommend
2013
Gameplay is great but have you ever be asked if slaves were evil for trying to get freedom? Lmao narrative is dogshit and deserves to be called dogshit
2020
This game sucks lmao I'd rather be playing Link's Crossbow training
This review contains spoilers
This is the best Zelda game I ever played. Like, the story is tear jerking, incredible, wonderful, left me speechless. You play as Zelda, a man with a simple ambition, to Link your crossbow training (whatever that means). Anyway, in the game, you fire Zelda's crossbow into wooden targets. When you shoot your first arrow, it is like youve stared into the asshole of infinity. The time knife, if you will. Throughout your fifty hour campaign you reveal several twists (which I will not spoil because that would be rude) but it made me CRY OH MY GOD. Link's Crossbow training is not a training game for a cross bow, but a training game for your life. Aim your cross bow, and shoot the arrow of love and passion into your fiery, steamy heart.