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Elden Ring
2022
This review was written before the game released
She elden on my ring till i'm far fromsoft
database on this website is a bit of a mess innit
Angry Birds
2009
goat toilet game
Angry Birds
2009
Been playing the remaster that came out recently. Remember when mobile games were just fun, bite-sized games for cheap that weren't trying to milk money out of you? Good times, good times.
Now give us more remasters like this please, I'd really love that.
Edit: Fuck you Rovio
Now give us more remasters like this please, I'd really love that.
Edit: Fuck you Rovio
Helldivers 2
2024
Game’s probably okay idfk but it gets 5 stars for its legacy: an extremely funny wave of Starship Troopers discourse
I didn’t know Steve Cutts was making games now
Super Meat Boy
2010
a well designed indie platformer that's partially responsible for the sea of shitty pixel games we see released every 5 minutes now
Tomodachi Life
2013
guess what my best friend's favorite food was
you can't. it was tap water
you can't. it was tap water
Tomodachi Life
2013
fav homophobic media
Pseudoregalia
2023
the movement really is good. when i learned how to do that really big backflip after doing a slide jump? damn, that truly opened up a lot of opportunities to cheese my way into rooms i was not prepared to be in
on the flipside the combat just kind of exists. with only.. what, 6 different enemy types in the game you really only need the basic attack to deal with them, and yet there's a bunch of other moves you can carry out which are cool but pretty much pointless. Sure, the fact you can kick the sword in mid-air after you've thrown it is awesome but there's no point where i would ever bother to do that. then again, what was the point in having the ability to throw the sword anyway? maybe there was something i missed? i just pressed the button on accident every so often and lost it
I'm glad I've been able to play the game with the map but it is about as basic an implemention you can get other than just showing a jpeg. I was desperate for some sort of icon to show where i am on the map as opposed to just highlighting the room i'm in. i spent way too long cross-referencing the angles of walls to get my bearings. also some of the maps were too big for the screen and got cut off which is just kinda funny
however with the character design alone i retract all my grievances immediately 10/10 game thanks bye bye
on the flipside the combat just kind of exists. with only.. what, 6 different enemy types in the game you really only need the basic attack to deal with them, and yet there's a bunch of other moves you can carry out which are cool but pretty much pointless. Sure, the fact you can kick the sword in mid-air after you've thrown it is awesome but there's no point where i would ever bother to do that. then again, what was the point in having the ability to throw the sword anyway? maybe there was something i missed? i just pressed the button on accident every so often and lost it
I'm glad I've been able to play the game with the map but it is about as basic an implemention you can get other than just showing a jpeg. I was desperate for some sort of icon to show where i am on the map as opposed to just highlighting the room i'm in. i spent way too long cross-referencing the angles of walls to get my bearings. also some of the maps were too big for the screen and got cut off which is just kinda funny
however with the character design alone i retract all my grievances immediately 10/10 game thanks bye bye