- So let me get this straight, you think Fat Mega Man is a funny and creative joke character to put in a crossover game?
- I do, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
- I do, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
Everybody gangsta until they hear 世界で一番お姫様 そういう扱い 心得て よね
2022
STOP DOING HYPER REALISM
VIDEO GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL LIFE
YEARS OF SO CALLED TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND IN MAKING A GAME HAVE MORE REALISTIC VISUAL AESTHETICS THAN METAL GEAR SOLID 4
Wanted to look better anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "ART DIRECTION"
"Yes give me SLIGHTLY more smudges on that brown stained floor, give me slightly more lighting that completely destroys the art style at the cost of taking HALF A YEAR from my graphics card's life expectancy." - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Look at what NVidia and it's mafia of bitcoin miners have been demanding your money all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful low spec games in your backlog.
???????????
"Hello I would like my games to run and look worse please"
They have played us for absolute fools.
VIDEO GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL LIFE
YEARS OF SO CALLED TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT YET NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND IN MAKING A GAME HAVE MORE REALISTIC VISUAL AESTHETICS THAN METAL GEAR SOLID 4
Wanted to look better anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "ART DIRECTION"
"Yes give me SLIGHTLY more smudges on that brown stained floor, give me slightly more lighting that completely destroys the art style at the cost of taking HALF A YEAR from my graphics card's life expectancy." - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Look at what NVidia and it's mafia of bitcoin miners have been demanding your money all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful low spec games in your backlog.
???????????
"Hello I would like my games to run and look worse please"
They have played us for absolute fools.
Not as offensive as haters make it out to be.
Also not as good as fans make it out to be.
I really don't care how good it gets on the 9th or so entry, I am not sitting through anime Quagmire raping his 5th loli of the day a second time.
Also not as good as fans make it out to be.
I really don't care how good it gets on the 9th or so entry, I am not sitting through anime Quagmire raping his 5th loli of the day a second time.
1992
On my way to give a wet willy to everyone that thinks horror games only took off after resident evil or silent hill cause boy are they missing out on some camp
Tried it several times but I really failed to get into it as much as I did with the first one. If I had to guess it's probably due to the mishmash of influences being a lot more prevalent here and the overall ambition of having so many playable characters outlasting each other feels like it's trying too many things at once.
2007
My impulsive ass wouldn't last a day in an office job
Kinooooooo
"Oh, Melissa? By Porno Graffiti? Yeah, I know that song, it's the- uh, first Opening from Fullmetal Alchemist! Yup, never heard that anywhere else! Hahaha!" I say as nervously sweat bullets trying to block the Final Fantasy Sonic X flashbacks off my memory.
2018
Much like Team Fortress 2, I don't rate this game as what it is now, more so what it meant to me when it was at it's peak and the memories I've formed with it. I have always been a fan of fighting games yet I never had the time or patience to get good competitively until this one showed up.
Being a fan of Dragon Ball since I was 6 watching it on youtube back when copyright law wasn't as strict and people had to stitch the video in 3 parts because of the 10 minute limit on the site, I've always had a soft spot for this series and even the worst Dragon Ball Games have a ton of fan service worth checking out. And Fighterz isn't fan service, it's straight up fan fellatio.
From every moveset, every reference, every interaction, it's all packed and filled to the brim with charm that completely encapsulates the highlights of the show and what made it special, which is exactly what made me try to pick up my first fighting game as a competitive player. I didn't get very far (only up to Living Legend) but it was so much fun! Learning combo strings, going on tourneys, meeting people from the FGC, watching famous players and copying their BnBs, it was so much new terminology and training that legitimately made me feel like I was training and improving my fighting skills much like Goku and his pals.
Should you play it right now? Maybe not. The balancing got Mickey ever since they added UI Goku and Gogeta 4 plus the added patches after it were the nail in the coffin for this game's already waning skill ceiling, but I don't think it would ever diminish the fun I've had with it for 3 years straight.
This game blows Xenoverse 2 and Kakarot out of the water and it's a shame Bandai/Arcsys never felt interested in continuing the game, it could have easily been a mainstay series with tons of DLC still being released today, but for a 6 year old game, you could do much worse.
YAMCHA MAINS RISE UP AROOOO BABY I'M PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT!!!
Being a fan of Dragon Ball since I was 6 watching it on youtube back when copyright law wasn't as strict and people had to stitch the video in 3 parts because of the 10 minute limit on the site, I've always had a soft spot for this series and even the worst Dragon Ball Games have a ton of fan service worth checking out. And Fighterz isn't fan service, it's straight up fan fellatio.
From every moveset, every reference, every interaction, it's all packed and filled to the brim with charm that completely encapsulates the highlights of the show and what made it special, which is exactly what made me try to pick up my first fighting game as a competitive player. I didn't get very far (only up to Living Legend) but it was so much fun! Learning combo strings, going on tourneys, meeting people from the FGC, watching famous players and copying their BnBs, it was so much new terminology and training that legitimately made me feel like I was training and improving my fighting skills much like Goku and his pals.
Should you play it right now? Maybe not. The balancing got Mickey ever since they added UI Goku and Gogeta 4 plus the added patches after it were the nail in the coffin for this game's already waning skill ceiling, but I don't think it would ever diminish the fun I've had with it for 3 years straight.
This game blows Xenoverse 2 and Kakarot out of the water and it's a shame Bandai/Arcsys never felt interested in continuing the game, it could have easily been a mainstay series with tons of DLC still being released today, but for a 6 year old game, you could do much worse.
YAMCHA MAINS RISE UP AROOOO BABY I'M PREYING ON YOU TONIGHT!!!
2024
Every time I tried making Legend Of The Galactic Heroes it turned into Star Wars this shit's some Grade A normie bull
Meu nome é Kazuma Kiryu e fui preso por 10 anos por um crime que não cometi, quando saí da cadeia estava sem dinheiro e perdido, aí que eu descobri o Subway Money. Em apenas um dia adquiri riqueza infinita! Me sinto como um DRAGÂO! JOGUE AGORA!!!!!!
Girls be like "This is my comfort character✨💖✨💖" and it's fucking Jacopo Bearzatti.
Criminally good though the way I relate to him probably affirms the fact that I should see a therapist but not seeing one makes me cooler and more tragic.
Criminally good though the way I relate to him probably affirms the fact that I should see a therapist but not seeing one makes me cooler and more tragic.
It's called the Apollo Justice trilogy because he's three different characters in every game
AYO THEY MADE A GAME ABOUT THE EPSTEIN ISLANDS???