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my pet caterpillar called me on the phone in the middle of a battle against a member of the yakuza to tell me he got lost on the way to the battle and he's gonna be late

I really dig this, I'm terrible at rhythm games so it was extra satisfying getting the hang of each song during the lesson and applying it to the performances. And the character designs, the art, the menus, the voice acting, the goofy story, it doesn't get more early 2000s than this. Also the thought of Barbie Girl by Aqua being this ancient relic in 200 years is really funny

Need a partner like Clarissa that will encourage me to live up to my full potential(smashing into every car on the street)

This is literally a Spiritual Sequel to Sonic Rush.
What's even funnier is that this version is better than the home console's.

so insanely weird that you have the ability to crouch in this demo and not the full game

The Medarot games are never as good as you want them to be, and this one is a bit more in the middle, or even lower end, in terms of quality. It's very weird, feels like it should've focused on different characters, the menus are terrible, and it's waaaay tooo looong aaaand slooow.

Also, not the game's fault, but the fan patch is ATROCIOUS. Nonsensical descriptions for a lot of stats and abilities, awkward, swear-filled dialogue, broken music and graphics which I've NEVER seen a fan translation do, and of course, transphobic slurs.

Parents in 1993 had to make the almost impossible decision of buying this for 60 bucks or getting their kids a sketchbook.

Ingenious level design is employed by Rockstar to visually blend in the Brazilian thugs with the brown-colored levels and the white thugs with the snow levels.

The greatest PC game of all time? Fuck no.

Half Life 2 is a pretty impressive tech demo but besides that a lot of it feels like a downgrade from 1. The biggest offender is just how atrocious 2s pacing is in comparison to the original, with so much control being taken away in order to show a story (that imo doesn't really do much) or show some neat Source engine tech. While I wouldn't call 1 perfect (shit like On A Rail is pretty boring) it didnt get THAT bad. Half Life 2 has some truly abhorrent sections like both vehicle sections and ESPECIALLY Nova Prospekt which make going through 2 a slog. Its a shame because I do feel that HL2s gameplay is pretty fun, with a solid arsenal (albeit a bit too big) and the atmosphere fucking rocks throughout. I can only hope the Episodes salvage HL2 for me because otherwise its one of the most overrated games I've ever played.

6/10

coming off of wild arms 1 it was interesting to see what they changed and what worked and what didn't

i had a lot of fun playing and the game has a lot of pretty high highs but those lows really kicked my ass and made me wanna stop playing

to name a few: a lot of the dungeons are just complete hell, the battle system is still really simple and easy to a detriment, the translation is written really dry and boring, the story pacing is kinda bad, the puzzles can be infuriating..

still, i had a fun time playin thru it. nothing wrong with some classic ps1 jrpg slop. also i did a 100% run and filling up the monster album was complete torture, i would not recommend doing that at all

Instead of leaving a stupidly long review I'll just say that if you think this is special or the best experience in gaming I am sorry for you, there's a reason why the game evolved past all of what it is showcased in here.

It's been lovingly remastered and rebuilt in an entirely new engine. The visuals are gorgeous and it keeps all the extra content (even finishing some for TR3 that never came out).

Modern controls are ass tho. Back or slide flipping are limited to the guns being out and it just doesn't work. The free camera also breaks endlessly to the point where it's impossible to see.

I'd also say that the remastered visuals make some pickups almost impossible to see.

Other than that, pretty damn good.

An amazingly fun platformer with incredible movement tech. The visuals are super charming and the music is really damn good. The bosses are....very buggy and not that great and there's a good few platforming bugs too. But a few patches could probably fix those up easily. It can be a bit easy to overshoot your jumps due to the way the game controls but once you get movement down it becomes a real joy to power through levels with it. The levels differentiate themselves enough but the layouts can still look very similar.

Overall a great experience with some small letdowns, but I honestly want to see more of this.