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Heyo, I'm Zach. I have been playing games my whole ass life. I generally like everything. Even if the game isn't for me, I can appreciate the time and effort devs put into making their games cool.
My writing style is very manic but it makes things fun and interesting for me.
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Favorite Games

Hades
Hades
Skate 3
Skate 3
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Katamari Damacy Reroll
Katamari Damacy Reroll
Deus Ex
Deus Ex

597

Total Games Played

006

Played in 2023

015

Games Backloggd


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Dead Space
Dead Space

Jan 27

Forspoken
Forspoken

Jan 26

Hi-Fi Rush
Hi-Fi Rush

Jan 26

Lil Gator Game
Lil Gator Game

Jan 26

Halo Infinite
Halo Infinite

Jan 05

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The parrying is a nightmare but whatever people are not here for frame data bullshit, they are here for a spiritual send-up to one of the most well-received and beloved things in the last decade: gay sex.

I do not like 2D Zelda dungeons. They are hardly ever clever and are moreso often boring, gimmick-y wastes of time to keep from the good stuff like a good item, a memorable boss fight, or overall progression of the game. Minish Cap is one of the only top down Zeldas to meaningfully take advantage of its gimmicks in a interesting and imaginative way.
The dungeons are still a little long for my liking, but the amount puzzles it throws your way made my brain sweat just a little, but just enough to ruminate a time or two to keep the player engaged.
The rest of the game is Zelda. Cute and cool. Great art style, good music, and great color usage for a game on a system of limited specs.
There WILL be a remake or port of this in future, but I gotta ask why isn't this available to buy right this instant? This game is only being played by people who pirate shit. You know how I played this? A Wii U eshop port of the game, the only official version of the game not on a handheld and available to play on controller. Come on now Nintendo why you hate money man.

HEY MAYBE THIS SHOULD BE PORTED ELSEWHERE