I'm on a sifu diet. I sifu and then I eat it.

I was never able to get into this game until I realized it’s kind of a roguelike. You basically have to die and restart several times until you’re strong enough to take out bosses easily. Once you’re able to fight the hordes and bosses this becomes so fucking fun, definitely one of the most fun games I’ve ever played I love Capcom

I didn't get racism until it happened to robots

never played this but why did the guy on the cover die so sluttily

the final dungeon is awesome if you enjoy movies

ate too fast now i gotta take an atomic shart

Throwing Ham.

Game throws 5 enemies at me at once for the 30th time
Me: "Hope nothing else happens!"
Invaded by dark spirit Forlorn
Forlorn: "I got one more in me! Vince Carter on returning for his 22nd season"

I played this game everyday in high school instead of paying attention. Now I owe the IRS money. Fuck you game

Hahaha this game is sooooooooooooooooooo fucked up but I'm bisexual so I love it though.