Peach only gives you a kiss for rescuing her and no sex. Fucking bitch, I went through 70 plus stars for your distressed damsel ass and still no T&A. Bullshit.

Reviewed on Jul 17, 2021


6 Comments


2 years ago

That's not true, Dad! She bakes a cake too!

Ok, but she doesn’t let me bake her cake, if you catch my drift.

2 years ago

Huh? I thought the whole reason Mario went to the castle in the first place was that she offered to bake Mario his cake.
I don't get it. Are you trying to say that it's misogynistic and enforces a worldview that suggests women should be the ones doing this kind of domestic work, that Mario should be the one baking her a cake?
I need a brewsky, this is making my head hurt.

1 year ago

you can fuck peach btw

9 months ago

You did ALL that just for sex? So selfish