Middle-of-the-road writer who can't decide if he has an ego on their shoulders or a head. A bit confused sometimes, but I'd like to imagine I have the right spirit. My biggest accolades include getting on the front page of GameFAQs in 2016 for a review I've since stopped agreeing with and two reviews of the month awards for my pieces of Grand Theft Auto V and Cyberpunk 2077. I'd like to imagine that there's something special to the way I write about things, but even if there isn't, I still have fun doing it, which is all that matters.
I came to this platform because one of my favorite new content creators, Ovandal, recommended it.
(My profile picture comes from WaterWitchLapis, an old friend of mine on Miiverse six to seven years ago. I haven't been in contact with them in years, but in the short time I knew them, they had a profound impact on my life and I've been wanting to thank them for that. I have not been able to get into contact with them, something that I blame myself for.)
Personal Ratings



Gained 300+ total review likes

Gone Gold

Received 5+ likes on a review while featured on the front page

Trend Setter

Gained 50+ followers


Gained 100+ total review likes

Well Written

Gained 10+ likes on a single review


Played 100+ games


Gained 15+ followers


Voted for at least 3 features on the roadmap

Best Friends

Follow and be followed by at least 3 others


Liked 50+ reviews / lists


Gained 3+ followers


Gained 10+ total review likes

GOTY '21

Participated in the 2021 Game of the Year Event

Favorite Games

TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
NieR: Automata
NieR: Automata
Lone Survivor: The Director's Cut
Lone Survivor: The Director's Cut
Dishonored 2
Dishonored 2
LittleBigPlanet 2
LittleBigPlanet 2


Total Games Played


Played in 2022


Games Backloggd

Recently Played See More

Max Payne 3
Max Payne 3

Aug 08

Wolfenstein: The New Order
Wolfenstein: The New Order

Jun 05

Alpha Protocol
Alpha Protocol

Apr 21

BioShock Infinite
BioShock Infinite

Jan 11